Work, Sex and Awkward: Uncomfortable

Uncomfortable

By maidmyday - 12/08/2009 14:25 - United States

Today, I started a new job as a maid. As I was cleaning the master bedroom's en-suite bathroom, the owners of the house came in and started making love. I was too scared to admit I was there, but after there was silence for a few minutes I thought it might be safe to leave. It wasn't. FML

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By sleepingonthetoilet - 28/03/2018 08:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML

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By henry feingold - 10/06/2011 04:08 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2011 13:37 - Denmark

Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML

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By random - 29/04/2013 21:11 - Canada

Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML

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By sad_dad - 24/10/2009 17:35 - Canada

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By Eeeek - 26/08/2010 21:17 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML

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By LesToiliettes - 25/03/2012 07:12 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML

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By elevenharries - 03/06/2010 08:54 - United Kingdom

Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML

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By ToiletProblems - 06/02/2019 07:00 - United States - Northbrook

Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML

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sportmaster525 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:06

This would have been so much better if you said "I thought it would be safe to come out. But he hadn't yet. FML"

IronMagnus 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:26

No... but she sure knew they were!!! ba-zing!

Comments

xSceneSceneBabyx 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:07

oh dear god! awkward turtle!

Clcrook13 2

Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:08

This is when you pretend to not speak english and just walk away before they see your nametag.

4ube_fml 6

Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:15

that does work in a hotel, but when your work at a full time maid in one HOUSE, with OWNERS... THEY are the ones who hired her, so she doesn't wear a name tag..

kukopia 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:15

WTF would you just 'leave' the bathroom? You couldn't peek to see if they're still there?!?? You must be sexually ignorant if you thought it was safe after just a 'few minutes'. What would you have done when one of them came into the bathroom (like MANY ppl do after sex, to clean up)?!??! Or the owners knew you were there and got a kick out of knowing you could hear or see them. You didn't say you got fired, so that's probably it...

CheshireHalli 19

Wednesday 12 August 2009 23:05

The way I understood it, she left a few minutes after the noises stopped.

jessii_fml 1

Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:31

YDI. you could of said something or left right as you saw them coming.

doggie3 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:39

How would they have known the maid would be in the room. I agree, they should have checked first, but maybe they were to caught up on the moment.

anger18 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:51

a...french maid? ;)

plexico 3

Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:57

Do you mean it wasn't safe to leave the bathroom and avoid getting caught in a threesome? Did they leave you a nice hot mess to clean up? A proper maid would have cleaned up the master of the house in a most pleasant manner. And received similarly pleasant compensation. At least that is what I have seen in the documentary films I have seen concerning domestics.

LeashYouUp 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 23:19

ydi for being a made

Itsmejohn1 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:45

1) Just because she's a maid doesn't make it a YDI, as some people need jobs and can only get smaller jobs because they aren't as smart or need money. 2) Learn how to spell! Chances are you are jobless if you don't know how to spell simple words. How old are you, 5?

Duse 0

Monday 17 August 2009 6:25

#75 said: "1) Just because she's a maid doesn't make it a YDI, as some people need jobs and can only get smaller jobs because they aren't as smart or need money. 2) Learn how to spell! Chances are you are jobless if you don't know how to spell simple words. How old are you, 5?" Are you honestly THAT ignorant? Aren't as smart? How ******* old are YOU, 5?!