ACAB, Teenagers, Cops and Geek: Underage boozing

Underage boozing

By drunk under 18 teenager - 19/08/2014 13:37 - Morocco - Marrakech

Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was, if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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Cortezthe1st 23

Tuesday 19 August 2014 17:38

YDI for drinking underage.

munchie_omnom 10

Tuesday 19 August 2014 17:39

Go home you're drunk

Comments

Vickeh 15

Tuesday 19 August 2014 17:48

YDI for under age drinking. That officer should have slapped you with a hefty fine.

Sariasprincy 7

Tuesday 19 August 2014 17:49

I bet the officer got a good laugh! At least you probably amused him - which most likely got you out of trouble

AFaye3964 17

Tuesday 19 August 2014 17:49

Somebody should've came and got you.

sayhey22 19

Wednesday 20 August 2014 15:49

Somebody shouldn't have been drinking

gracehi 31

Tuesday 19 August 2014 17:55

Drunk and under age in Morocco of all places! Oh man!

VerbalVenom 16

Saturday 23 August 2014 1:32

You can buy alcohol in Morocco at the age of 16, and you can legally drink at any age. They do not have a "legal drinking age".

haleyrob 8

Tuesday 19 August 2014 17:57

I can't feel sorry for you. At least you were walking home though, and not drinking and driving!

knippy 9

Tuesday 19 August 2014 18:05

I love how everyone is all high and mighty saying "You shouldn't be drinking underage" when a majority of them probably did the same. My big issue isn't with the drinking but the walking around in public afterwards, public intoxication, where I come from, can get you slapped with more fines than underage drinking. Why not just spend the night where you'd been drinking? Or had a friend come pick you up?

Respect101 17

Tuesday 19 August 2014 19:25

In the US, and at least Texas you can get busted for public intoxication. I'm not telling him not to drink but to at least if he does drink is not to get caught.