The iWallet

Did you tell him it's because I'm Jewish

Sorry. Had to put this out there. Most people probably gonna give me the thumbs down but here goes. For all you preachers on this post carrying on about alcohol and what not I would invite you to go to the fridge and grab yourself a huge glass of shut the hell up!! Do what you want as long as you're not hurting anyone else. What's that? It's against the law? Ohh. I see. The same laws written by the corrupt lawyers and politicians that are mostly designed to oppress. Too many examples to list. In America, at 18 one can join the military and be out on the front line to die for whatever "war" we are fighting but I can't buy that person a beer to say thanks? Screw that. Anyone ever hear of prohibition? Yeah how did that work out? More and more states are legalizing pot. Here's a good one. In the state I live in (maryland) it is illegal to have oral sex. Still on the books. Rest assured I will let you break that law every chance I get! Laws are just words. Live and let live and be happy.

Tell him you have anxiety issues and that you don't like to talk to people

Hahahaaaaa that is just Funny!!

against the law to drive drunk. Also against the law to be drunk in public, IE can't walk home. See the problem here?

It's fine to drink under the age of 21, the US is like the only place who has their age limit that high. Other countries are better with alcohol at younger ages because they have a completely different perspective on alcohol than Americans do.

"What seems to be the officer, problem?"

Mate, it's your fault for being illegal.

This is the first FML to make me laugh out loud. If I was that policeman I would be in fits!