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Unreasonable

By Crazy Crazy Crazy - 13/09/2013 00:01 - Canada - Burlington

Spicy

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML

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You deserved it 7 996

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Break it off

By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 02:00

Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML

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You deserved it 143

By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 02:12 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out my wife cheated on me with a guy from her work three times, two months before I proposed to her. She decided to tell me three months into our marriage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 747

You deserved it 2 654

The truth will out

By John - 12/12/2021 11:01

Spicy

Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 483

You deserved it 132

Suspicious minds

By Anonymous - 22/05/2024 14:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML

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You deserved it 107

By WhatTheBleep - 09/04/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML

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You deserved it 3 538

Doomed

By SweptWolf - 06/06/2020 23:02

Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML

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You deserved it 193

By FML - 19/01/2016 06:41 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML

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You deserved it 1 456

Betrayal

By Anonymous - 12/07/2021 08:01

Spicy

Today, I found out my fiancé has been sexting my friend for about a month. I've already paid for our wedding, which was supposed to be next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 464

You deserved it 128

By Good Luck Chuck - 29/04/2013 17:07 - United States - Orlando

Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 290

You deserved it 5 707

By MID12 - 23/03/2009 17:22 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

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You deserved it 8 723

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katymack 11

Friday 13 September 2013 8:18

At least you found out she was crazy before you got married!

ninjuh_wingman 29

Friday 13 September 2013 8:18

Better not tell her your mom kissed you when you we young. She might go insane.

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Gityerchicken 12

Friday 13 September 2013 23:56

You dodged a bullet op.

FrankHotpants 31

Saturday 14 September 2013 1:01

Knowing things about your partners past is the kind of stuff you learn about someone around the first couple dates, not at the alter. You can't be upset about what someone did before you came into their life.

greensploge1 6

Saturday 14 September 2013 1:56

Is she very religious?

asbmf 7

Saturday 14 September 2013 2:24

It sounds like you're leaving something out. Had you told her she was the only girl you'd ever slept with or something?

humanityislost 5

Saturday 14 September 2013 3:15

You dont want to marry someone who you havent discussed all these issues and they are cool with it anyway. Better to know now than after the I dos.

pinkchocoa 15

Saturday 14 September 2013 3:57

The name reminds me of Crazy crazy crazy till we see the sun I'm sorry

jsc9306 14

Saturday 14 September 2013 5:45

Can you say looney tune?!

1jordan1 11

Saturday 14 September 2013 7:07

Did you lie and originally say you "saved yourself for marriage" or whatever? If so, you deserved it.

EgyptianPride98 8

Saturday 14 September 2013 7:09

Sounds to me like you dodged a bullet.

an3ph 20

Saturday 14 September 2013 7:21

Good for her.

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Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML

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Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML

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Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML

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Today, I'm going to be helping the love of my life pick out an engagement ring for my cousin. FML

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Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML

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Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

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Today, at work I was trying to be nice and give a customer a discount because she was having trouble finding money to pay for her food. Everybody behind her then demanded a discount as well. FML

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Today, after a week of wondering why my room smelled terrible, I found the culprit: a moldy sandwich I'd hidden under my bed during a movie night to avoid sharing it with my brother. I don’t know what’s worse - the smell or the fact that I was outsmarted by a sandwich. FML

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