Unsolicited dick texts

By jaderie - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML
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llamafish 25

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randomkayx3 11

My mum texts me "You're ugly." All the time. I think I'd prefer penis.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Isn't that a form of endearment? Or do you really think you're ugly?

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Zedd_fml 8

Reply back that you got your looks from her.

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randomkayx3 11

I think it's just a form of endearment. Well, at least for her.

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Birdie_Sage 0

Cherish those texts from mom, they might mean something more meaningful than just 'penis'. Decode it.

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emeraldisle 30

Sounds like what my mum does when she's trying to text.

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MDTeddy 13

Block her number. I would have after 5.

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bubo_fml 10

Obviously, she enjoys the word...If she didn't, you wouldn't be here now, would ya?!

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H_Town_Boy 0

Big city getting you down? Here's a little something that always cheers me up... PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENISPENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENISPENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS.

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petraphotoDOTca 6

so weird....you really are. wanna be friends?

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RebekahBrooke 9

Nah, your mom is just funny, lol.

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citymayer 7

Thank you! I'm doing that to someone soon.

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