Vibe check

By Hopelesslover - 04/08/2009 21:03 - Malta

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Today, I was trying to give my girlfriend an orgasm as she was lying on her back. I asked her, "How do you like that, baby?" She responded by asking where I bought my suspended ceiling and spotlights, as she thought they would look good in her flat. She apparently got bored instead of turned on. FML
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DameGreyWulf 0

He was TRYING to talk to her... that's why he asked... I mean, yeah, you can go "YEAH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BABY" during sex, so I hear, but that doesn't mean it's not a question. And he WAS concerned with how she was feeling, obviously, or he wouldn't say "I was trying to make my girl ******" Bitch should have responded and told him what she liked. FYL OP [edit] god damn it FML... This was aimed at 1.

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aJ09 0

be a man and make ur bitch cum, ******. cause of u chicks r turning into lesbians

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Whatevers_clever 0

loool atleast you have style?

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crazycontagious 0

This isn't a FML as much as it is a FAIL. On your part. Better luck next time.

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Mimi22_fml 0

u don't know what ur doing, every girl gets bored at times but never when u first start

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Intoxicunt 5

The people on here saying "YDI for having a small dick" probably have a combined IQ of 100. Simple fact: Some girls CANNOT ****** from certain sex acts. Some girls can only ****** from oral; some only from anal. So even if you're fantastic at what you're doing, if it's the wrong thing, it will fail. Also, OP, I don't feel sorry for you at all. Probably just her way of trying not to be blunt by saying, "Well, quite frankly, it's horrible and I'm bored stiff."

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Shyman4ever 0

And the prize for international failure goes to you.

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visage 0

L2Screw.... You obviously suck at it.

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ericalew_xo 0

Honestly, I don't know why everyone is blaming the OP. He WAS asking her if she liked it. She is the mood killer here.

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Starchild21 3

yea cuz doin the real thing is so not worth it. wow

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irockmyworld 0

i meant watch **** to improve his skills you dumbass. dont comment if u dont understand whats going on

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caticaticati 3

Because **** is sooo realistic. Most of what is done in ****, I wouldn't really like done to me.

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caticaticati 3

I know a lot of girls who wouldn't want stuff in **** done to them... This is why guys fail at getting girls off. Because they don't ask the girls, they to go **** as a teacher.

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shelboo_fml 0

"i meant watch **** to improve his skills you dumbass." Clearly, you're the "dumbass" here... Watching **** does NOT improve your "skills" And even if it did - She would have to go along with it. But it sounds like she'd rather play as a blow-up doll.

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irockmyworld 0

yes it does. u learn a lot from watching ****. trust me most guys do use **** to pick up new moves or positions or just to watch and learn. stop being so ******* ignorant god u kids piss me off

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WonderBlunder 0

Well, atleast she let you poke her even though she doesn't seem to enjoy it. And she didn't bother to fake ******. So your gf is definitely a keeper =)

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