Violence is never the answer

By MUemma - 26/02/2010 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML
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TomasT 0

Well, you could be in jail for manslaughter by now... Anger management FTW. Revenge is a dish served cold.

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Emrysa 1

Wow, I wonder why he broke up with you. Cheaters suck, but you're insane. Karma baby.

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AlcaSMT 0

You just admitted to attempted homicide~

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Eddie_Paints 0

YDI for not using a gun! JK!! Yo Snick, is it me, or have your comments become somewhat nicer/less bitchy since you posted the "Glamour Shot"? Just wondering!

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hijueputa 0

common snicks, you know, the photo taken with filters and whatnot to make you look prettier, and by the way, I only half agree with everybody else here, you might be annoying as hell, but you're not ugly, and I actually prefer the very first pic that you had posted way back, no jk...

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Ultimate_Cynic 0

If anything, Snick, you should take it as a compliment that someone thought your photo had to be altered to make you look that good.

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hijueputa 0

I don't "hate on you" because of that, I told you love, I actually like the very first pic you used here. I do hate on you sometimes because you're a smart ass know it all grammar nazi (sometimes). In fact, you have such a reputation that somebody called you the grammar führer a few FMLs back (I agreed)

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Ultimate_Cynic 0

@#42: That's awesome, and it gives me an awesome idea. "Commander of the Grammar Luftwaffe" does have a nice ring to it...

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hijueputa 0

Being in the military is sometimes stressful, so if I was spitting fire at you love it was because I needed to take out my frustrations on someone, and you were right there. Now, I will probably spit on you some more once in a while, nothing personal love, but at least I try to be sincere, I never hated on you because of looks (no need to), just actions ;)

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nickiloo22 0

If she had actually hit him with the plant, it would have been battery. Assault is when you threaten someone. But I totally agree - she's psycho.

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Fedor_is_KING 0

Everyone knows the number 1 revenge on cheating partners is hooking up with their closest friends/family. NOT attacks with potted plants, that's like number 26, way down the list.

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EllyH 0

that plant could have killed him!!! YDI and calm down, control your emotions..

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unpossible 26

Triffids are only REALLY dangerous if people can't see. And, I guess the OP's blind rage put her in the most danger of anyone. So...I concur, "Hell yeah, triffids FTW."

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unpossible 26

Ha, ha, ha. Fat kids are all over the playground now. The teeter-totter/ratio analogy is null and void.

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deevosee 0

god chill out. if he cheats on you, don't go nuts. just don't be like the millions of dumb girls out there that take the guy back. he'll be back in a couple of days, they always do, and when he does, don't take him back.

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Sekococo 0

pendatic you always snort things .__. remmeber that time at that club.

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youthink_fml 0

Shit happens to everyone. Doesn't give you the right to act psycho. Good thing there wasn't a gun around.

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wizzard_fml 0

^^ WIN... the only victim here was the plant. Poor plant :( And the car. If it was a pretty car. lol Also... how about an anger management course??

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