Cars, Cheating, Break-ups and Love: Violence is never the answer

Violence is never the answer

By MUemma - 26/02/2010 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML

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You deserved it 49 357

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By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

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You deserved it 59 091

By GamerGirl - 30/01/2010 15:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 109

You deserved it 8 711

By gkline09 - 06/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read "stop banging my boyfriend". I haven't had anyone in over a year. FML

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You deserved it 3 083

By Faaccckkk - 25/03/2013 14:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML

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You deserved it 3 339

This ain't working out

By just a reaction - 17/08/2020 23:09

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 056

You deserved it 337

By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 410

You deserved it 2 687

By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 709

You deserved it 290

By kierstin - 19/10/2009 15:54 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 510

You deserved it 6 850

By Anon - 03/10/2009 11:43 - Australia

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 595

You deserved it 5 205

By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML

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You deserved it 9 533

TomasT 0

Friday 26 February 2010 9:14

Well, you could be in jail for manslaughter by now... Anger management FTW. Revenge is a dish served cold.

Emrysa 1

Friday 26 February 2010 9:23

Wow, I wonder why he broke up with you. Cheaters suck, but you're insane. Karma baby.

Comments

GreenYamo 0

Friday 26 February 2010 18:09

What, are you 5 years old?

datou 0

Friday 26 February 2010 18:32

and the pot too!

Donandino 0

Friday 26 February 2010 18:35

YDI for watching too many movies. and for not being a pro pitcher

DJ_Chutfield 4

Friday 26 February 2010 18:44

I'm sorry to hear that, infidelity stories always bum me out. FYL

angrynegro7 16

Friday 26 February 2010 19:42

This is what happens when you pull stupid shit like that, OP. Now your car's ****** up (and insurance won't cover it), and you're probably going to have assault/attempted homicide charges brought against you. Your life does suck, but you did to yourself, so **** you.

sallybobally 0

Friday 26 February 2010 19:52

dude, who are you, Wile. E Coyote? YDI for being an abusive wacko

dudeitsdanny 9

Friday 26 February 2010 20:37

I've owned her before. Not because i dislike her, but because i'm a smart-ass She never replied either time. Shocking.

carnagexxx 0

Friday 26 February 2010 21:09

thats soooo bad i soz i feel srry 4 u

blastvortex 3

Friday 26 February 2010 21:58

Two wrongs don't make a right, even if he probably deserved it. Besides, what the hell did the plant ever do to deserve that? Oh, poor, potted plant, we barely knew ye....