Violence is never the answer

By MUemma - 26/02/2010 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML
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TomasT 0

Well, you could be in jail for manslaughter by now... Anger management FTW. Revenge is a dish served cold.

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Emrysa 1

Wow, I wonder why he broke up with you. Cheaters suck, but you're insane. Karma baby.

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nickiloo22 0

I didn't try to own her, I am in law and the way I read her comment was that she was saying that an assault was hitting him with the pot. :)

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comrade500 0

YDI for keeping potted plants in the kitchen

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skater4life5253 0

Damn bitch smoke a blunt and calm the **** down

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harry41 0

You were completely right and it sucks that it hit your car, no matter what people should never cheat! Don't worry about the others saying you shouldn't have done that, most people would have done the exact same!!

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dudeitsdanny 9

No.. Most people who have been in relationships have been cheated on, and i've only ever seen this level of stupidity from movies, OP, and you. Go throw potted plants back and forth with OP

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Dancaholic 0

umm definately have been cheated on and ive never once thought that throwing a potted plant out of a second story window at him would be a good idea. thats just stupid.

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shotgun_girl 17

"Everyone" would most defiantly not do the same thing. I bet you had a threw-object-out-the-window indecent too didn't you? You and OP are both in the 'crazy ex' category aren't you?

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Menick47 0

YDI for throwing a potted plant! Plants give you air, and when you f**k with them, they f**k with you!

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Aggriken 0

YDI for overreacting.

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ashiiya 0

HAHAAA I'm sorry, but that was a bit funny ^^;.....but yeah. I understand how it's enraging, but try not to throw a potted plant "next time". Throwing aside the fact that plants are important and all, it's not really the best projectile xD I'll say that I don't know what it's like to be cheated on but really.....if you ever see him again, you can kick him ^^

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nickiloo22 0

I didn't try to "own" her. I thought she was saying that if she had hit him, she could be charged for assault. :) But thanks!

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la_cabrona 0

haHAHAHA .....i know the feelin

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