Wait til he finds out about the Wonderbra

By Fattie - 14/11/2023 20:00

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Today, I was getting ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. I wear shapewear shorts to keep my FUPA and thighs under control, so when I removed those, he recoiled and said, “Fuck that shit, what happened to your body?” He promptly dumped me for “catfishing” him and told me to leave his house. FML
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Daanbr 2

YDI for hiding the fact you are out of shape. Just imagine him having a huge bulge in his pants and eventually whipping out 2”. Wouldn’t you feel betrayed?

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Justkidding100 41

men are too stupid to understand the difference between a real woman and **** sometimes. you're better off without him

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L0life29 6

maybe shouldn’t have lied to him….

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Justkidding100 41

men are too stupid to understand the difference between a real woman and **** sometimes. you're better off without him

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Gubbon 17

You're confusing something here. The scenes and actions in **** might not be real. But the women are, obviously.

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easybree 10

damn lol… :( sorry op! that sucks!

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Daanbr 2

YDI for hiding the fact you are out of shape. Just imagine him having a huge bulge in his pants and eventually whipping out 2”. Wouldn’t you feel betrayed?

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Hailstorm92 12

That’s sucks but haven’t you ever heard false advertisement lmao jk. Stop picking little boys

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octinate 17

you absolutely don’t deserve that reaction. he didn’t need to recoil in disgust that shows what kind of person he is. be glad he left, he doesn’t know anything about maturity.

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