Wanker

By oops - 09/02/2009 05:12 - United States

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Today, I can't decide what's worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it's perfectly normal and even she does it. FML
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FML_x2 0

Your mom does the five knuckle shuffle too? O_o

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xsydbabyx 0

Sicko?! What the hell? Whas wrong with masturbating? Oh yea but seriously, lock the door.

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xsydbabyx 0

Sicko?! What the hell? Whas wrong with masturbating? Oh yea but seriously, lock the door.

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podrummer9209 0

Ugh. Wow. I stop my parents immediately whenever sex comes up. Keep repeating the words "Too weird, change the subject" over and over until they get so frustrated that don't even bother finishing the talk. Syd, there's nothing at all wrong with it, besides the fact that someone else might just be willing to do it for you ;)

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xXBlackHorse666X 0

#27 - or just keep your hands clamped over your ears, shaking your head, yelling "LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!"

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mysteryman123 0

haha tuggin' the tiger. jerkin the girkin

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FML_x2 0

Your mom does the five knuckle shuffle too? O_o

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ibrakefordonuts 0

I think the mom is referring to "masturbation" in general not just the five knuckle shuffle....

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Dorque 0

~cough~ Is she hot? ~cough~ ~shifty eyes~

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writerajere 0

I've never heard it described as the "five knuckle shuffle" before, that made me laugh, the rest of it made me cringe.

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flippinsweet17 0

ALRIGHT! EVERYBODY! The Five Knuckle Shuffle is a God damn wrestling move okay? He's not masturbating. Jesus. Either this kid makes up names for jacking off, or he is actually referring to a wrestling move done by John Cena. I'm pretty sure he's talking about wrestling, and how it's embarrassing that his mom does it too. You guys are weird lol.

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fromthesuck 8

you're kidding right? or are you that dumb. obviously you don't understand what context is. yes he is talking about jacking off. playing the pork flute. chopping wood. spanking the monkey. and even choking the chicken. the five knuckle shuffle fits into that if yet again you understood context. and it actually funny

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ThatGuyRory 9

@56 You realise she's joking, right? Fail.

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melicakes 0

Five knuckle shuffle? hah, Never heard that one before But wow, that sucks. Thats gotta be awkward..

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Zapurdead 3

Is she telling you that she DOES the five knuckle shuffle as well, or just that she wanks off?

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