Wanker

By oops - 09/02/2009 05:12 - United States

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Today, I can't decide what's worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it's perfectly normal and even she does it. FML
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FML_x2 0

Your mom does the five knuckle shuffle too? O_o

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xsydbabyx 0

Sicko?! What the hell? Whas wrong with masturbating? Oh yea but seriously, lock the door.

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Guido25897 4

Your MOM does the five knuckle shuffle?! I'm sure you meant she just masturbates but js, poor choice of words there.

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Love_that_panda 0

I know a good way to avoid siduations like that; buy a freiking LOCK for your DOOR!

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pfx2_fml 15

The **** is wrong with you?

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wopandproud 0

Whoever thinks he means wrestling is not very bright or doesn't use google lol

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mofran 0

YDI for saying "five knuckle shuffle" . . .

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Honda288 2

"Five Knuckle Shuffle" LMFAO. I hear a different saying ever time I open this app.

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DeepThinker357 4

What is knuckle shuffling? Never heard of that before.

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wanna_bee 8

Five knuckle shuffle Slang (Geordie, Newcastle) Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles"

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