Work, Parents, Social Media and Love: Warning

Warning

By cricha4208 - 15/04/2014 14:01 - United States - Springfield

Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML

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You deserved it 4 274

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By Jessica S. - 06/09/2012 11:15 - United States - Louisville

Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML

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You deserved it 2 025

By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 20:42 - United States - Boulder

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML

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You deserved it 2 385

Are men OK?

By wtf bro?! - 07/05/2019 12:00

Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML

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You deserved it 191

By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 36 844

Mixed signals

By Leota - 15/08/2011 16:20 - United States

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

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You deserved it 13 064

By asdfjkl - 15/04/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML

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You deserved it 52 984

Creeper alert!

By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 1 068

The nerve of this dude

By ihatemyjob - 03/09/2015 03:37 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML

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You deserved it 2 103

Nice guy

By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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You deserved it 7 709

By Camille - 14/07/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

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You deserved it 4 700

ian3866 12

Tuesday 15 April 2014 19:15

Awesome dad

IllestRated 17

Tuesday 15 April 2014 19:17

At least daddy loves you, he just doesn't want you to get hurt.

Comments

PurelyCanadian 18

Tuesday 15 April 2014 19:54

At least it's probably not too late to rekindle a relationship if he's talking to you now. :)

Kergami 18

Tuesday 15 April 2014 19:55

You know I read FML's like this and by instinct I say that the father's should give space, but at the same time I realized that when I do have a daughter I'm going to feel the exact same way and be super over protective of her.

Axel5238 29

Tuesday 15 April 2014 20:08

Dating your coworkers more often than not is a bad idea. When a relationship with a coworker ends it does usually in the worst way. The old phrase "don't eat where you shit" comes to mind. If your dad was his boss it could get complicated if he had to discipline him. There is enough on the internet and books relationships available to know that dating co-workers and friends is generally a bad idea. Fml is filled with stuff about bad relationships with co-workers or friends dating that didn't end well.

juwannaman 11

Tuesday 15 April 2014 20:46

Wow that really sucks

tjw1616 21

Tuesday 15 April 2014 20:49

ahh fatherly love ^_^

coppersmith 13

Tuesday 15 April 2014 21:01

Your dad went around threatening his subordinates in office to keep off you. That's doing personal work in office time. Totally unethical! Complain about him to his boss.

ea247 20

Tuesday 15 April 2014 21:17

Well maybe now you two can go out since he doesn't work for your dad anymore

svsierra6 5

Tuesday 15 April 2014 21:19

lmao

CattiniThePanini 14

Tuesday 15 April 2014 21:34

At least you have a Dad to protect you. some others do not. Even if it is a bit overprotective he is just trying to do what he thinks is best for you OP.