Work, Parents, Social Media and Love: Warning

Warning

By cricha4208 - 15/04/2014 14:01 - United States - Springfield

Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 446

You deserved it 4 274

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By Jessica S. - 06/09/2012 11:15 - United States - Louisville

Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 466

You deserved it 2 025

By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 20:42 - United States - Boulder

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 490

You deserved it 2 385

Are men OK?

By wtf bro?! - 07/05/2019 12:00

Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 484

You deserved it 191

By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 628

You deserved it 36 844

Mixed signals

By Leota - 15/08/2011 16:20 - United States

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 223

You deserved it 13 064

By asdfjkl - 15/04/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 828

You deserved it 52 984

Creeper alert!

By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 568

You deserved it 1 068

The nerve of this dude

By ihatemyjob - 03/09/2015 03:37 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 482

You deserved it 2 103

Nice guy

By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 020

You deserved it 7 709

By Camille - 14/07/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 536

You deserved it 4 700

ian3866 12

Tuesday 15 April 2014 19:15

Awesome dad

IllestRated 17

Tuesday 15 April 2014 19:17

At least daddy loves you, he just doesn't want you to get hurt.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 15 April 2014 21:55

Well now is there am opportunity? Still you should be able to date who you want

MrHernandez530 10

Tuesday 15 April 2014 22:31

A chance for a relationship to start And really girls* did you have to say cute? I feel a lot of judgement here now -_- It's like only attract people get together these days

kat_moore15 12

Tuesday 15 April 2014 22:44

My dad to every guy I've brought to meet my family has sat in a chair in the corner of my living room in the dark... Just glaring at the guy. No wonder all guys run off afterwards.

guyssite 4

Wednesday 16 April 2014 3:10

If you honestly think they ran off because your father glared at them, then you should probably sit down and think agian.

erikahall21 9

Tuesday 15 April 2014 22:55

Sounds like my dad

kotake 7

Tuesday 15 April 2014 23:02

I came from an emotionally unhealthy household, so let me give you a good lessen in guilt. 1. Wait till your dad comes home. 2. Cry. Sob. Let the waterworks flow. 3. When he asks you what's wrong, discuss how you feel so ugly. 4. When he starts trying to cheer you up with compliments, mention how no other guys says those things to you. 5. Bring up guys from work that you know he's threatened as proof that guys your age do not find you attractive. 6. Feast on his guilt. Let it nourish you. Or just use it to buy stuff. Guilt may not be acceptable currency, but dollar bills given out of guilt are.

MrZsDad 19

Thursday 17 April 2014 11:55

Damn. You are the reason I am glad I have sons!

maggiefox 25

Tuesday 15 April 2014 23:18

**** blocked by the big man

bombielol 20

Wednesday 16 April 2014 2:10

well at least now you have a better chance wiyh him since you know :)

titibug823 11

Wednesday 16 April 2014 2:14

Ask him out. He doesnt work for Daddy anymore, so Dad cant threaten his Job. Also, have a talk with Dad about him threatening potential suitors. Protecting you is one thing when you're little, and its nice that he still wants to, but he has to let you make your own choices in love.