Love, Dance, Relatable and Awkward: We just don't see you in that way

We just don't see you in that way

By Noname - 09/02/2009 23:47 - United States

Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML

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You deserved it 4 836

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 15:32 - Canada

Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML

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You deserved it 3 863

By Anonymous - 18/12/2014 15:34 - Belgium - Antwerpen

Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 423

You deserved it 3 721

By Anonymous - 18/06/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML

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You deserved it 3 855

The single life

By Anonymous - 11/07/2021 00:02

Today, I was invited to my ten year high school reunion. I refuse to go because I’ll stick out like a sore thumb. All the girls I grew up with will be there with their husbands, while I’m a single loser who can’t get a man to save her life. FML

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You deserved it 306

By rejected - 28/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 157 194

You deserved it 28 859

By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML

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You deserved it 6 439

By hateskool888581 - 12/01/2010 00:28 - Mexico

Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML

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You deserved it 2 347

By J-Sauce - 20/06/2016 14:54 - Canada - Salmon Arm

Today, I went to a club with 6 girls thinking it would be awesome. As soon as we got there, they all said they wanted to go dance and asked if I could watch their purses. FML

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You deserved it 2 810

By my_only_friend - 03/06/2013 04:45 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML

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You deserved it 7 278

Sounds more like a "you" problem

By Anonymous - 15/08/2021 08:01

Today, I was hanging out with friends of the opposite sex, which is the norm for me as I don’t get along with most women. Every time I spoke, I got ignored or spoken over, and they kept asking me what was wrong. Ugh, men. FML

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You deserved it 1 210

AnonymouslyYours 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 5:31

You need to stop being their friend. The reason why they wouldn't date you is irrelevant. Their gut reaction was to laugh at you when you mentioned you've got no one to go with. They are not your friends, they just like having you around because you're a man who gives them attention for nothing in return. You're wasting your time on them.

Roi_fml 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 1:38

Some girls are just so cruel. Did you at least think you had a chance?

Comments

ZiggyMorrison 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 0:04

just shove your toungue down there throats and show them whats what

noobienick 19

Friday 29 November 2013 4:10

Don't forget getting arrested, too.

Victor_90 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 7:45

#7 you say ur questioning your sexuality and u want to make sure so ask if one or a few of them would have sex with you lol

studette 0

Friday 6 March 2009 8:17

At least they like you!

CptJackSwallows 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 0:05

Ouch, friend zone ftl

JP_FML 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:21

It's alright, I have alot of friends that are girls and they think im gay too ..

NickAM 0

Monday 25 May 2009 6:12

#7 = Epic Win

dirtyrubes 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:13

If they're really you're friends, they might know an attractive single female friend of theirs who hasn't asked anyone yet. Then again, most of the high school FML's are nothing compared to real-life FML's. You'll be over this by freshman year of college. Huzzah!