We need a break

By pst - 21/11/2010 01:06 - South Africa

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Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML
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SleepingSkulls 0

This is probably the saddest thing I've ever read.

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imsosleepy 9

A hooker? Did you honesty expect a Disney-styled happily ever ending?

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Crimsonhead 0

That's because you were paying to see her regularly, and pretending she was your girlfriend.

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xGUMMYBEARSx 0

omg. are you THAT ugly that even money can't buy you cheap hooker? it's okay.. there's always the local hobos eh?

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kailsey 5

ohmygoodness lol...sad

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AthinaMarie 0

Hookers are no different from any other female. This isn't a fml because she dumped you, it's one because you have to pay for it in the first place.

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uzee 29

the moment I read 'hooker' I immediatele clicked YDI

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crksNcstls503 0

damn that's some shit, all I gotta say is go get checked cause you might catch something.

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munkyjunkie 7

the fact you're seeing a hooker is an fyl. you're fyl just lead to another fyl...flyx2

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