Weird flex, but OK

By incestastic - 14/08/2010 23:23 - Canada

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML
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Arsonnist 3

So... your brother was supposed to be your boyfriend? Or is he just the random kid that breaks in every now and then?

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perfectlybrokenx 0

F her real sons life, maybe? :|

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drew123456 0

Ur moms a douche!!!

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Rianebabe0502 0

and 49 I've been in advanced English for my entire fricken life -.- I can spell correctly when I chose too right now I just don't give a flying **** so go shove a knife in YU'RE giant streched out asshole

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FFML_314 11

Can you demonstrate?

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FFML_314 11

You are on a commenting rampage! Keep em' coming! You are breathing air back into this site.

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Rianebabe0502 0

thanks 54 :D it's true everyone is diffrent

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Raleigh_bruh 7

I would advise you to stop replying to them, because it only gets worse from here. :p

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Rianebabe0502 0

of course I could but I'm online at the moment and I don't have the need to use proper English if I was typing an essay or something duh I'd use proper English but I obvoliously don't NEED to use it at this moment in time

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Rianebabe0502 0

Obviously** happy I've corrected myself! oh my Jesus it's amazing

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Freeze_fml 16

Oh my Jesus please learn how to post a reply.

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Arsonnist 3

I'm not seeing it. It's not just that it looks like a guy, but he doesn't have a face either.

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FFML_314 11

Pretty friggen kind.

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kirac123 0

Bleh. Still so much anger in the thread >_

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uwishucouldfyl 0

don't worry a lot of people here. are dumb asses with no life and have nuthing better to do then bug u and op this isn't an fml it's just a ur mom I a dumb ass so u deserve it for having a dumb ass mom

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kirac123 0

Crap, my comment keeps getting cut off O_o..

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brianjman14 22

Riane, you just fail completely. Learn how to hit the REPLY button. It makes things a lot easier for us to read. It's not that hard... -.- Also, OP, ummmm.... I really don't know what to say to that one. I feel bad for your real brother because his mom doesn't want her friends (I assume) to see her real son. That has to make him feel like crap. It's kinda FHL, too. On a side note, when people type comments on FML using a iPhone/iPod Touch, when they use the keyboard on FML to type a comment, when it says "Successfully Posted", then it goes back to the list of comments, does the keyboard stay with you and it stays on your screen until you close the Application? (Sorry if I have a bad explanation. I want to know if it's just me or if it happens to other people.)

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Freeze_fml 16

The app hasn't been updated for iOS 4.

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brianjman14 22

I don't have the new iOS 4, though. But still, is that what's making it go all weird? O_o

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Rianebabe0502 0

hey I could use the reply button I just chose to piss you the **** off :D and you guys obviously have nothing better to do in life if you're sitting here nit picking my comments to see If I spell things wrong so get a life and stop worrying about of I click the reply button or not of if I spell something diffrent seriously go get some friends and get out of your mothers bacements

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FFML_314 11

Does living in a basement, somehow make you more of loser? I've always wondered why "you live in your mothers basement" was an insult? Basements have the potential to be nice. They are also cold and given the fact that it's summer and blistering hot, I for one have no problem with sleeping in a basement. Although, it's not my mothers.

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Rianebabe0502 0

well if you're 40 never kissed a girl never had sex never gotten married and never had a girlfriend and live in your moms basement that's the insult when people say that they tend to mean that

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FFML_314 11

You must live in your grandmas attic! By that I mean, you're a 12 year old girl, pretending to be an adult, forced to used poor grammar, because your grammama has been doing everything for you, thus forcing you to be extremely lazy. You spend your nights curled up in a corner, reading Twilight and stuffing your face with peppermint bon-bons.

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Rianebabe0502 0

lmfao Im 15 and I have my own room and yea I live with my mom cause I have too -.-

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FFML_314 11

Did you think I was talking to you? That's strange.... I will have you know, I'm 21 and I live in my DADS basement! I only play WOW during the week, when my online boyfriend is working. I don't have much time for outdoor activities, because I'm too busy building model airplanes. I have never kissed, dated, been married to or fornicated with a girl. You were close though!

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Chrisskiies 0

^Lol it's true. :D

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brenduh911 0

118 haha yea you would know!(x

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Spastastic 6

Oh man, look what happened here while I was gone...

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tee-hee. And you helped start it all. Aren't you proud, Spas? :')

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Rianebabe0502 0

same diffrence green dude with no face -.-

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anorexicbarbie 8

87 You're 15 and your pic is of your **** hanging out? Have some self respect, and you're really stupid. :)

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Brittney_E 0

87, do you need someone to help teach you how to button up bottons? it could come to good use you know.

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brenduh911 0

good use? like... NOT GETTING RAPED! or being confused as a stripper? hahhhahahhahahhahah

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