Weird guy

By thinkimquitting - 25/06/2012 21:49 - Australia - Yarraville

Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML
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IdontWanna69 8

Might want to consider getting a rape whistle.

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jmk1469 5

You should quit the job or file a lawsuit.

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Lionesse 15

My advice is, practice the JennaMarbles, How to avoid people you don't want to talk to face (If you know that youtuber) and just stand there with the look and see if he gets equally creeped out. If the look doesn't work.. um.. Huh. Never met anyone that was immune to the look. You may be SOL. But filing a complaint may work too.

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Calyx_fml 21

And you just stood there and let him?

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canjeelo 0

PEDOPHILE ALERT PEDOPHILE ALERT PEDOPHILE ALERT PEDOBEAR'S COUSIN IS COMING 4 U!!!!!! :()

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kimg0885 23

What could be weirder? Does he ask U to ride him likepony and call him fluttershy during the morning meeting?

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False_Stupidity 41

Get out now. If your a woman run then contact police if your a man punch his face in

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Myo_fml 20

And why can't OP punch his face in if she's a woman or call the police if he's a man? You're kind of gender biasing there don't you think?

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JasbAngel_fml 2

Hmmm, maybe time to consider a new job?

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MrMeaner88 3

sounds like ur boss is trying to teach you self defense so you WONT be afraid for your saftey...ever, anywhere! ...Either that or hes looking for a reason to fire you "And as you can see on this hidden camera footage, she assumed a defensive stance and punched me under the arm for no reason the other day"

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zandalee 19

Hmmm. Good point. Could be aware that big brother is watching and is trying to trick/trap you.... Either that or I am just sooooo bored at work today. Yawn

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armystrong88 1

If u punch someone hard enough in the armpit they will shit themselves

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I doubt it. We need DocBastard to clarify.

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MrArmy 1

No but if you stab them in the arm put you can kill them. Major artery there

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Dracoboxer357 35

80- Growing up, I used to fight my brother a lot (with gloves), he was allowed to kick and I was not. Most of our matches, if I went for a wide hook, he'd toe-kick me up in the cluster of nerves in my armpit with everything he had, and while I did painfully lose total control of my arm for several seconds, not once did I ever shit myself. Not even close. Sorry friend, you seem to have been misinformed. :)

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