Sex, Weird and Intimacy: Weird party

Weird party

By Username - 19/02/2011 07:57 - China

Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end of the couch. This is the closest I've been to a pair of boobs in 3 years. FML

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By cumguzzler - 06/03/2009 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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By Noname - 15/02/2009 20:28 - United States

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By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

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By ineedanotherdrink - 07/08/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML

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By C2 - 17/01/2009 23:17 - Australia

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

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eduardosuritalov 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:18

she musta been pretty ugly if she had to go shirtless to get a guys attention =/

Jaguar1234 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:06

shoulda started a conversation

Comments

wonderful_wendy 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:20

maybe she was trying to make you jealous.

perdix 29

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:24

If a cute topless girls sat next to me, I'd have a stroke! She might slap my face, but what the hell, I'd get to touch a nice tit.

samadams42 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:56

That comment right there... was so what i was thinking I would moterboat those bad boys right then and there.

10_4Franky 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 19:32

Good one! Haha.

samadams42 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 21:23

It wa a joke ************ its not like this website is for people who want to have educated conversations fag.

samadams42 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:39

did i ask u ...no?

Roxxay 6

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:26

why the hell was she topless ?!

Troll1 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:34

why not?

chelsey76 6

Tuesday 6 September 2011 0:58

That's what I'm wondering!! Who just strolls around a party with absolutely no shirt or bra!? Ugh...******...

coffee_enima 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:26

God, China sucks....

Troll1 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:40

..as hard as your mom.

YoungBanks 3

Sunday 20 February 2011 5:20

^ Agreed ask me how I know ;)

supbowen 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 19:40

As hard as your mom

lizzyrulesyew 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:34

you shoulda said hi or something! YDI

DjeePee 24

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:34

Topless? What kind of party was that? Quit complaining, you saw free boobies. If you want more, you should talk to women. If you are too afraid to open your mouth, go to a hooker.