Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Weird

Weird

By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 09:19 - United States

Today, I met a close friend of my husband's for the first time. She told me it was amazing that I agreed to be in an open marriage, and asked if sex was weird knowing he'd slept with other women. No, the sex wasn't weird, because we're not in an open marriage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 353

You deserved it 2 603

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, it's been a year since my wife agreed to an open marriage. A friend said at the time that she would get a lot more sex than me, and would end up leaving me. I ignored him because he's a basement dwelling Trump supporter who's never had a girlfriend. Turns out he was completely right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 112

You deserved it 1 130

By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 437

You deserved it 4 805

Awkward conversation

By anon - 28/12/2019 05:00 - United States - La Puente

Today, I had to have a very difficult and awkward conversation with my best friend about her fiancé hitting on me. She seemed completely unfazed and ended up admitting that a three-way with me was actually her idea, but she didn't want to "weird me out" by asking me about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 623

You deserved it 378

Cake, eating it…

By Go_There - 26/10/2020 02:01 - United States - Madison

Today, I'm in an open marriage and had to admit to myself that I caught feels for my "friend with benefits" who was only interested in the "benefits" part and I had to break it off. I already miss the sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 426

You deserved it 1 541

Polytrouble

By Anonymous - 07/11/2023 00:02

Today, I'm in a polyamorous relationship. My husband and my boyfriend are both aware and are okay with it. Today they met. Not only are they okay with each other, they’ve hit it off. They've drafted a schedule of which days they want, meals, and chores for me on those days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 161

You deserved it 908

By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 455

You deserved it 3 499

Fancy seeing you here

By mustanggt - 14/04/2022 19:00 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 099

You deserved it 118

By Mrs. Man - 02/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we are a pair of gay men. I am a woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 941

You deserved it 7 629

By imatool - 27/07/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 825

You deserved it 4 830

By Jenny - 28/12/2017 15:30 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I discovered the importance of having sex before marriage. We found out that my husband is gay on our wedding night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 941

You deserved it 1 657

bdfortin 0

Friday 30 October 2009 19:21

The marriage is so open you can just walk right out.

darkmis1 17

Friday 30 October 2009 19:58

Well now it's most likely not a marriage at all.

Comments

sareed 0

Monday 26 July 2010 22:51

If it's an open marriage you can cheat too and he can't get mad.

MinnesotaMakesMe 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 16:15

Haha this girl knows what's up. See how he likes it.

militarybrat 21

Friday 31 May 2013 9:20

if its an open marriage its not called cheating, its called swinging.

itooamscrewed 10

Thursday 12 August 2010 22:57

OP here. I'm not terrible in bed, he just likes to get the highest "number" possible, regardless of how they look. To the point where he was sleeping with 16 year olds knowing it could get him kicked out of the army . From that point I treated it like an open marriage until the divorce was finalized, which was nice because I'm bi and had never gotten the chance to explore it. I guess everybody won.

texaschick1998 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 10:46

how are you the OP? ur profile says out of 11 posted 0 were confirmed....

asherah14 7

Tuesday 19 February 2013 6:22

Because she posted the original fml as anonymous.

lovinlife028 24

Monday 16 November 2015 22:51

Doubt it's the OP. Although the FML was anonymous, it was posted in NH, NOT Maine where this person's location is listed...

lovinlife028 24

Monday 16 November 2015 22:52

Now it says out of 13 posted, 0 confirmed, 39. I'm with you on thinking this is NOT the OP.

dakins 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 5:46

u may not be but ur husband is

niswisk 3

Friday 15 July 2011 4:17

beat his ass to a bloody pulp then tell the cops he hit u( marks on u or not. him bloody or not) get him arrested and while he in jail divorce him

lilhedz 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 7:36

has nobody thought that her husbands friend was jealous or joking

e_stone_85 3

Tuesday 28 February 2012 11:14

Awkward

beatlegirl27 20

Thursday 12 April 2012 23:58

That woman is a b*tch

souljacker 11

Tuesday 25 September 2012 21:52

The friend might just be a marriage wrecking bitch who wants your man. Surely, if she was that good a friend shed know to keep her pie hole shut if he was actually sleeping around.