Weirdo freak

By kitkat3308 - 27/09/2013 06:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML
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ambitiousnygrl 17

change your number, tell all your family and friends your situation and not to give your new number out by any means and, if necessary get a restraining order.

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icadragoon 11

He's not just insane, he's "we the jury find the defendant" insane. A restraining order is a must, especially if you go home a lot and get along with your family.

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toryglory 4

I smell a Restraining Order. But, OP, while you're at it, make sure to let your family and friends know the entire situation.

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BriCx 8

Definitely get a restraining order but also arm yourself and take some self defense classes.

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actingchick9870 8

You could get another boyfriend and bring him home with you

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jrock9093 18

Stalker and you should get a restraining order against him ASAP because this is just the beginning

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romanrox909 7

When you get home two words: Restraining order. Don't think twice.

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greenmen 12

Restraint order won't work! Get him drunk and rape him and bitch about it and it will be over for sure.

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AUShano 15

Wow, never knew it was just that easy. In that case, we're engaged, and you should probably move to Australia to join me. Since apparently all it takes is me saying its so, for it to be true. Doesn't make me crazy or stalkerish or anything.... You should not only get a restraining order bub, but also a extremely high voltage taser, and hand to hand combat lessons, preferably Krav Magga or something more brutal. What a whacko lol

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TogeBara 12

For the fact that this is most likely a girl, Krav Magga is just stupid. Chinese Wing Chun would be much better. It was made for small stature people to be able to take on large opponents that would normally overpower them. Highly useful and its fun. Wing Chun is a sub form of Chinese Kenpo arts

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Alastrina_fml 20

I've been taking Wing Chun for over 3 years now. It's particularly great against stronger attackers that use a lot of strength because Wing Chun focuses more on structure. That makes it ideal for women because we're considered "the weaker sex" and likely wouldn't stand up against someone who is bigger and has 80+ lbs on us. When applied correctly, it's brutal. =)

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Omniprism 14

Don't hesitate to get a restraining order.

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