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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 15:51 - Japan

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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By please knock - 13/09/2016 23:26 - United States - Needham

Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML

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By imeanreallytho - 11/09/2015 16:20 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML

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Oh, hello there, don't mind me

By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2016 01:19 - Canada - Canal Flats

Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML

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HELP!

By ToiletTony - 19/06/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML

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By crappy_day - 09/01/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML

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By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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jerricaschell 4

Wednesday 15 June 2016 11:58

I would kick her in the face as soon as I saw her trying to crawl under. wtf

Iamskynet 18

Wednesday 15 June 2016 11:46

wow she must be really dumb or deaf maybe.

Comments

SunshineBoy_fml 16

Wednesday 15 June 2016 20:18

So what did she say? :p

Dark_Cecilia 20

Wednesday 15 June 2016 20:33

....great, now im gonna be really paranoid to go to the bathroom in public.

murph_fml 21

Wednesday 15 June 2016 22:49

...and BOOT to the head.

Mooglefox 23

Wednesday 15 June 2016 23:08

Please tell me the bitch was deaf

ollygollymolly 6

Wednesday 15 June 2016 23:22

One of the many reasons I love European toilets. No cracks in the sides of the stall doors and no space underneath! There doesn't need to be!

Titan_Slayer 21

Wednesday 15 June 2016 23:57

Maybe she was deaf?

ElNeto 14

Thursday 16 June 2016 0:12

Did you kick her face in?

Camry_Girl420 18

Thursday 16 June 2016 0:18

Did you kick her in the face? like wtf lady? All you have to do is peek down and see shoes. Its not that difficult

LoverWordsFood 27

Thursday 16 June 2016 3:54

I've had a similar experience. Some woman decided she needed to be in the dressing room right next to her friend and I was in it. She just kept knocking and pulling on the door while I kept telling her that I was inside. She still didn't listen until I called her a stupid bitch and opened the door up still half dressed. Slammed the door on her face before she could reply but she started making rude remarks and saying how stupid I was and that she was going to get a manager. Stupid people are among us, unfortunately.