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By dammitvasquez - 12/05/2011 23:34 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came home from a camping trip and broke up with me. All because when he was watching the lake he was near, ripples formed. Apparently, this means God was telling him I'm impure and unable to be "saved by Christ" and therefore, a waste of his time. I dated this lunatic. FML
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paramedicgirl87 4

Well look on the bright side. You're no longer dating a lunatic.

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WompWompWomp123 7

Looks like Jesus saved YOU from that lunatic.

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technicallyhuman 0

if this is double post, sorry. this is why I feel religion is always good. most atheist/agnostic people don't have problem dating a relgious person (as long as they don't force religion on them) however, most relgious people find atheist/agnostics undateable. also brings up why I hate living in a town of 3000 with 10 different baptist chruches lol

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AdventurousM 0

Maybe you should be more particular about the people you date. your first clue is to stay away from church dating sites and/or myspace.

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Anai08 17

Let's get one thing straight: don't think this guy is a representation of all Christian believers because he's not. At the very least, with this one incident he's being a very poor example. If OP's now ex wanted to break up with her "God sending him a sign" is definitely not the honest or decent way to do it, and if he was thinking through what he did he might have realized that he was pushing OP away from God. Christianity isn't an exclusive club no one but the worthy can practice while ignoring others. See the Bible for more info. =P That being said, I'm also sure the conversation had much more to it then "I saw ripples in a pond, we should break up." Maybe the camping trip made OP's ex think about things he wasn't happy about in their relationship, and if he was being honest with himself, made him feel it wasn't best to continue? Surely, OP wouldn't have wanted him to stick around if he realized he wouldn't be right for her anymore, or had deep seated doubts in the first place. Maybe OP's ex thought deep down all along it wouldn't work out because of their religious differences, and that's not cool of him either, but it's better he worked up the courage now to face them then just never address them and continue faking being satisfied with OP and his relationship. On FML, it's kind of easy to just look at things on one side of the coin(or with what we infer from 250 characters) =P.

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ReynshineCutting 10

EXACTLY THIS!!!!!!!!! Personally I never could've been with someone who wasn't a Christian. I had some fears with my fiancé in the first part of our relationship because he said he believed in God and Jesus and that was it and didn't want to have any more thrown at him. Luckily now God has helped him see more of the truth and I have too so now we're on the same page.

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tygerarmy 35

There are plenty of fish in the sea.. and in the lake, possibly making ripples, the fish broke up you and your boyfriend OP! You got schooled. By fish.

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Shr3dd3r 0

You should'a drop kicked him.

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DuRpY 5

Did some watery tart toss a scimitar his way, too?

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docscientist 9

How else are you to wield supreme executive power?

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DuRpY 5

Not sure, but I do vaguely recall that migratory African swallows and their respective weight ratios to that of a coconut somehow comes into play, but I could be wro-aaaaahhhhhhHHHHHH!!!

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