Family and Love: Welcoming

Welcoming

By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 15:45 - Australia

Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML

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By paging dr. kevorkian - 16/05/2013 21:23 - Netherlands

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML

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By uneek_3225 - 22/10/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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By singlelady - 26/01/2016 22:24 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, to avoid disappointing my excited great grandmother, I still attended a small family dinner to celebrate my engagement. My fiancé and I split last night, I haven't slept and had to tell her he was caught up at work. FML

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Pleased to meet you

By Anonymous - 18/10/2020 11:02 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML

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By impickingyourhomegran - 13/08/2012 22:12 - United Kingdom - London

Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:14 - China

Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML

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By ouharguohargssdf - 28/09/2013 21:01 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML

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By mel - 18/01/2013 23:18 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML

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By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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ErzaScarlet_fml 15

Saturday 7 June 2014 1:47

Tell your fiancee later, hopefully he'll understand.

littlem91 29

Saturday 7 June 2014 1:48

Yikes. I think a talk with your fiance is in order. I doubt he'd think you're making that up, and he should really know if his family is unpleasant to you. Hopefully he'll explain to them that they should be civil to you. Maybe Grandma is going cuckoo though.

Comments

jc981987 7

Saturday 7 June 2014 13:52

The only way to respond to that is to tell the granny that you just don't give a f**k what she thinks because you aren't marrying her.

lexiiknii1 2

Saturday 7 June 2014 14:27

Are you a bitch...?

CrazyManNo9 29

Saturday 7 June 2014 14:37

Correct response: I never liked you either, and your baby is butt ugly. With a big smile, of course.

Squygm 7

Saturday 7 June 2014 14:42

At that point I'd have thrown all pleasent-ness aside, and called them all out when the fiance returned. If they refuse to respect me, I'm going to return the favor. No one should have to put up with that.

ClumsyDude15 1

Saturday 7 June 2014 15:15

They are your in-laws. Are they really supposed to like you? Well of course hopefully they do, but still....

Lahariim 8

Friday 13 June 2014 22:50

That IS the commonplace stereotype, is it not?

zZLightZz 13

Saturday 7 June 2014 16:33

say "**** you old bitch" smirk as their jaws drop.

doctorhook86 24

Saturday 7 June 2014 20:01

#14: Actually I recall reading that the part of the brain responsible for inhibition is one of the first areas to deteriorate in old age. In a way, I guess being elderly is a bit like being buzzed all the time...

iamthunder 4

Saturday 7 June 2014 23:06

Next time your fiance goes to the bathroom glare and snare back at the grandmother "Your Grandson likes when I **** him in the ass with a 18 inch strap on and we have tons of videos of me doing it" that should shut her up for good.