Cheating and Love: Well done

Well done

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back, and lying about where he was was, out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 250

You deserved it 3 147

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 471

You deserved it 4 216

That's nice, but…

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 18:00

Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 149

You deserved it 2 526

By LolaBell - 24/04/2015 14:12 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 698

You deserved it 2 232

By woundedexwife - 16/01/2010 01:22 - United States

Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 966

You deserved it 2 860

By Irrationalwife - 31/03/2019 00:00

Today, my husband and I got into a fight about his pervert friend who regularly shows blatant disrespect for our marriage, including sending me inappropriate texts. Apparently this friend should have my full trust, and apparently I am the one with the issue for not excusing his bad behavior. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 448

You deserved it 227

By Hm - 08/02/2010 04:03 - United States

Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 541

You deserved it 4 011

Not OK

By Homeles - 16/06/2023 00:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was sick and tired of my husband talking to his female friend from high school all the time. They reconnected after 7 years and have been talking non-stop day and night, to the point of neglecting the marriage. I told him it was either me or her. He took off his ring and kicked me out of our house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 188

You deserved it 335

By smashleighfig - 08/03/2010 05:14 - France

Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 111

You deserved it 3 630

Badmouthing

By can'tbreathe - 06/05/2022 06:01

Today, I contemplated leaving my husband because his best friend is overbearing and doesn't respect the boundaries of our relationship, all while talking bad about me to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 821

You deserved it 140

By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 18:16 - United Kingdom - New Malden

Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 849

You deserved it 4 444

krushr 3

Saturday 9 October 2010 23:30

Then surely he'll understand and appreciate the lengths that you'll go to in order to get him out of your life forever?

adorkable_spazz 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 23:46

wow...what a douche. why the hell would you be grateful that he hid it? he is an idiot.

Comments

mahimalil 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 0:00

u better keep a close eye on him or Brake up

jordanbanana 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 0:04

You fail.

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 10 October 2010 0:17

You could point out to him that he apparently didn't try hard enough, because you found out. You can tell him that if he really respected you, he would have tried so hard that you never would have found out. He's obviously an idiot, so this should confuse him. You're an idiot if you keep him.

jacobs_double 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 16:59

the husband told her, she didn't find out. sorry you had to give up in your dreams. I'm gonna go back to being selfish.

0opsie 6

Sunday 10 October 2010 0:52

Don't be too hard on him, hiding an affair is tough work

jose1760 1

Sunday 10 October 2010 7:50

you made me squirt water out my nose!! lol

elmorous 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 1:25

then make his life easier, dump the ******. tit for tat, show your appreciation for his considerate ways

seracat 1

Sunday 10 October 2010 1:37

if you wanted BS like that, you would have married a bull instead. Seriously, he's not worth your time.

HeaRTs_Girl 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 3:16

To #29, it's too bad there aren't more nice guys like you, then we'd have less FMLs like this one. To OP, because your husband obviously isn't a nice guy, I'd take some time to reconsider why you two are together. And he seems unstable, be careful around him or you might "walk into a door". *nudge*

MoustacheHat 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 3:42

#1, all the way.

ANTLink19 4

Sunday 10 October 2010 4:00

it's the thought that counts.

aardvarkish 16

Sunday 10 October 2010 4:06

I would soooo be like "What a coincidence! I haven't told you about my bisexuality for the same reason. You should bring her over so we can all be happy!"