What am I like?

By Joe - 01/11/2009 16:35 - United States

Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML
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qwertyone 0

Drunk you or not it was still you. You are responsible for what you do drunk and you chose to drink in the first place. I hope the "drunk you" doesn't drive.

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Silentknight 0

YDI. well, at least half of you does.

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blastvortex 3

I'm amazed that anybody is clicking FYL, primarily because you don't deserve pity for your inane self-afflictions. YDI. Perhaps in losing those three things you will finally learn some sense, not to mention that there is occasionally some sense of justice in the universe.

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unearnedrogue 0

Hahah good for you! Drunk messaging is the best!

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logicwall 0

Call you cell phone provider tell them you acidently deleted some important texts they can resend them to you.

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hi_from_HI 0

If you're not man enough to control your liquor then don't drink!

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thez116 0

You need to kick drunk-you's ass to the curb.

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supercu96 0

I like your drunk-self xD

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SigneRobertson 1

So the sober you doesn't get mad... Makes it seem almost like you're two different people. What are you gonna do, get mad at your... other self?

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spiderman0606 0

MYY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSS!!

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Dcvictorious 0

I laughed hard :)

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citycrazed25 0

I blame you for global warming and wars. For not being able to control yourself. Who knows what else you have done while drunk. Poor poor coffee machine, shame on you!

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