What are you doing ear?

By JK710 - 23/06/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I discovered that the hearing in my left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it for 2 weeks and I thought I popped an eardrum and waited for it to heal. I stuck a Q-Tip in there to clean it out. Turns out there was actually a dead fly in my ear. For 2 weeks. FML
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drano 0

How would it have gotten in there without you feeling it? Unless you were sleeping o_O still, gross.

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IDoNotHaveAIDS 0

OH SHIT! THAT'S ******* NASTY! THAT POOR FLY GOT COVERED IN EAR WAX.

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zequa 14

Same thing happened to me in the 90s. I was on a trip and finally discovered it when I got home.

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snapdragon1100 7

You need to clean out your ears mor

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agentWallflower 12

Insects in the ear are a punishment in a circle of hell if you ask me. How did you manage to go so long without noticing it? The one time I had a fly in my ear it nearly drove me mad until I flushed it out with some vinegar and water. Either your tolerance is super human or it was dead when it got in there.

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rougeunicorn03 17

This is why you should clean your ears regularly, everyone.

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ever_enthralled 19

Glad you got it out but in the future you should see your doctor to do that. Q-tips can push wax and debris deeper into your ear and cause you to perforate an eardrum for real!

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