Intimacy: What are you doing in there?

What are you doing in there?

By sam - 02/05/2010 00:12 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to do something fun and spontaneous, so we had sex in the disabled toilet in the shopping centre. Little did we know, the male AND female toilets were conveniently being cleaned at the time, so the only toilet open was the disabled one. Walk of shame. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 313

You deserved it 47 701

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Patience

By ToiletProblems - 06/02/2019 07:00 - United States - Northbrook

Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 126

You deserved it 480

Help!

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 406

You deserved it 8 095

By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 722

You deserved it 6 693

By Unistudent - 30/01/2019 13:00 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, I mustered up the courage to take a dump in a public toilet so I went to the disabled toilet in our university library. I did my thing, the flush didn't work, I pulled the red string thinking it would do something and a buzzer started ringing throughout the whole university. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 303

You deserved it 2 374

By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 033

You deserved it 47 399

By ItWasOurAnniversary - 28/09/2016 12:08 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 406

You deserved it 2 501

By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 631

You deserved it 286

By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 284

You deserved it 30 208

We could be heroes

By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 710

You deserved it 203

Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 401

You deserved it 48 868

mama2b3 20

Sunday 2 May 2010 9:04

lol you ****** in the handi capped bathroom? That adds shame to the walk of shame!

manbizzle 1

Sunday 2 May 2010 9:08

That's just foul.

Comments

perdix 29

Sunday 2 May 2010 10:14

Well, premature ejaculation and frigidity both count as disabilities, so both of you are OK. It's the security guard whose toilet-cam show was both brief and boring that should complain.

danielleeycakes 3

Sunday 2 May 2010 10:28

pfft. so some people saw you after you ******. who cares.? at least your gettin' sum. ;3

niiccoolle 7

Monday 16 July 2012 0:04

amen!

Loserly 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 10:31

I have a hard enough time bringing myself to urinate in a public restroom. I can't even imagine trying to get in the mood there. More power to you? I suppose your next daring feat could be sex in the backseat while parked in a handicapped spot.

heyred 11

Sunday 2 May 2010 10:40

You and your bf are one class act, ******* in a public restroom.

Jasmine09 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 11:59

Im at a lost for words on this one. WTF

AarynROFL 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 12:00

having sex....publicly isn't the best spontaneous thing you could have thought of.

LethalXLorinda 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 13:22

I have to say I don't think I have ever heard of sex in the toilet... And I feel bad for the people tht had to use that bathroom after you...

MissExquisite 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 14:05

There are nice classy public restrooms, where they have the whole furniture amd everything inside. I'm sure tons of people have done it that way or what not. And for people who did have sex on the toliet.. just.. gross. But there are positions (obviously) where you don't touch anything nasty.. It's just.. Fml because you got caught o_O

MissExquisite 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 14:07

p.s. and it IS rather fun being spontaneous. Lighten up you mofos. I'm sure there would be less infidelity in the world if more people were spontaneous. Of course, some men or women like their (to put it bluntly) BORING partner.