Living together, Sex and Intimacy: What is it? - FML

What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Spicy

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

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By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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By anon - 31/07/2015 20:28 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

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By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2021 23:00

Spicy

Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML

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By meggasee - 25/01/2010 00:23 - France

Spicy

Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML

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By displeased - 05/04/2012 06:47 - United States - Candler

Spicy

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

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By valerie - 28/05/2011 01:04 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

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Top comments

slaveowner190461 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:31

at least hes not a dick head if he thought u were in pain he stopped some guys would keep going even tho they knew

Kervik 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:28

Lol! He is obviously new too. Are both of you quite young? Because not knowing about orgasms is a bit . . .

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sillylung 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 0:09

You had sex. How is this a FML?

PedoPancakes 7

Monday 30 January 2012 4:00

Cuz it ended to soon , duuuh

toosoonbreh 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:13

I <3 Fluffle.

Julioyobaby 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 21:04

YDI for having an experienced boyfriend. LOL.

freelove_fml 2

Tuesday 11 August 2009 5:30

What's FML about it? He cares about you, and at times female orgasms can be scary, especially if he's not experienced. Tell him to keep going, big deal.

darklove6792 0

Friday 14 August 2009 20:09

you got **** blocked my friend

YaGurlFre5h 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 22:15

woooow...i wouldve smacked the **** outta him...literally

Icutu7 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:04

YDI for being a flying **** of a ****

Kofu 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 7:50

There are quite a few things could be wrong with that. 1 - He never gave a girl an ****** before. (Not too uncommon from all of the stories on this site) 2 - Your orgasms are scary. 3 - He is just being considerate.

dvs01 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 2:44

Your life isn't ****** because one ****** was interrupted. It's just one, out of countless others that you should have. Lots of pessimists here

Erh96 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 23:01

Oh wow-.-

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