Living together, Sex and Intimacy: What is it? - FML

What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Spicy

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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You deserved it 8 219

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By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

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By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Spicy

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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By anon - 31/07/2015 20:28 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

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You deserved it 34 708

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By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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You deserved it 69 138

By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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You deserved it 8 748

By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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You deserved it 7 766

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2021 23:00

Spicy

Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML

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You deserved it 1 390

By meggasee - 25/01/2010 00:23 - France

Spicy

Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML

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You deserved it 8 322

By displeased - 05/04/2012 06:47 - United States - Candler

Spicy

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

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By valerie - 28/05/2011 01:04 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

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Top comments

slaveowner190461 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:31

at least hes not a dick head if he thought u were in pain he stopped some guys would keep going even tho they knew

Kervik 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:28

Lol! He is obviously new too. Are both of you quite young? Because not knowing about orgasms is a bit . . .

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murderofcrows 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:43

Since most ppl on here are preteen virgins who have no idea how bad that sucks, FYL and I'm sorry. Make him make up for it ;)

murderofcrows 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:44

Since most ppl on here are preteen virgins who have no idea how bad that sucks, FYL and I'm sorry. Make him make up for it ;)

TheATeam 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:48

Why has plexico not commented yet?

aback 4

Friday 7 August 2009 2:55

'Cause he didn't know women had orgasms? XD

DoomJeff91 2

Friday 7 August 2009 4:12

I wasn't wondering that too. If sex is present, he is... Well if sex on the internet is present, he is.

plexico 3

Friday 7 August 2009 4:55

Because FML is only 80% of my life, not my whole life! I was going to say: He probably panicked when your ****** clamped down on his dick. He might have thought your dad had installed a bear trap in your pussy and he finally made it snap!

tpag3r 0

Friday 7 August 2009 6:37

haha plexico! FTW!

SpitFyre 0

Friday 7 August 2009 18:58

LOL plexico FTW!

Forremmy 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:51

well maybe he thought he was hurting you hope you have another one

Shenaniganss 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:53

FYL, but I do have to wonder why you posted that on the internet for all of the people on fmylife.com to see.

bexox 0

Friday 7 August 2009 3:12

Anonymity. We don't know who she is.

Elsan_fml 4

Friday 7 August 2009 1:55

You'll get others. How is that a FML?

sublime93 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:57

So, the **** what? Is he going off on a year long trip & you won't be able to have sex again? Meet the nigga tomorrow & **** him again, no big deal. Gtfo.

Sidneh 0

Friday 7 August 2009 2:08

Your boyfriend's adorable xD

aback 4

Friday 7 August 2009 2:11

It's okay. You'll have more. ;)

ZzombiesoxX 0

Friday 7 August 2009 2:16

I think that's kind of cute in a way lol

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