What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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slaveowner190461 0

at least hes not a dick head if he thought u were in pain he stopped some guys would keep going even tho they knew

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Kervik 0

Lol! He is obviously new too. Are both of you quite young? Because not knowing about orgasms is a bit . . .

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hai_im_bruno 0

some of you people are just ******* stupid.

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mdoglover 0

@KumoFF7 We don't need your racist remarks

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TerraofDarkness 0

LOL. It sucks, yeah, but it's not like you'll never have another ****** again. Hur....would it be awkward mentioning that I'm a virgin but have experienced an ****** several times? ANYWAY...... Be happy your boyfriend cares enough to stop if he thinks something's wrong. There's a reason we have a mouth. It's called COMMUNICATION, so you should probably be telling your boyfriend this instead of FML.

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plexico 3

He probably was afraid you'd catch up. I'm guessing he was up in the ****** Department something like thirty to zero. He realized that once you learn what you're doing, you can have several orgasms for every one he has. Soon, you'll be whipping his ass and he's just a sore loser. ****** Count is the one competition where real men don't mind getting crushed. When your baseball team loses 10-1, that sucks, but when you lose the ****** Game by the same score, fantastic! Shutouts are no good, though :(

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voveraite 7

I had mixed feelings about some of your posts so far, but for this one alone, WIN! :D

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plexico 3

Thank you. But please try not to take me too seriously. I'm just trying to have a little fun here. If one of my posts makes you laugh, that's great for both of us. On the other hand, if what I wrote pisses you off, just let it slide -- I'm just messing around.

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Unregistered 0

wow plexico your #134 post . . . DISGRACE!

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plexico 3

OK, for you, and just for you, Unregistered, FMyLife IS my life and anyone who disagrees with me or criticizes me will be hunted down for a beating, or worse. FMyLife is not only my full-time job, but it is my calling as the Lord Almighty commanded me to give up everything else in life and commit myself fully to FMyLife. So, you'd better start laughing or I am going to beat the Holy Hell out of you! (Is that the kind of response you like?)

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daarlingdamsel 0

That sucks...that feeling is the absolute worst.

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krew951 0

Im gonna be a troll YDI for having a ******

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