What the F, lady?

By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 00:49 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
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SweetAsHell 9

You may not know it, but you two have been going out for years. It's just that most of the time, on your dates, she's hiding in the bushes.

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Corrupt_waffles 13

Well now you know why it would have been bad had you actually started consistently dating her. :/

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awkward_gothlady 32

She sounds like a gem...I hope she's currently declaring her love from a prison cell.

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DaGrimRetard 8

where has she been all my life?

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J_babyxoxo 8

Bitches be crazy (;

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Brotha_Lou 5

Don't feed stray's, they tend to come back.

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DivineSunshine 1

Go to the cops and press charges. Then file a case in court against her for the cost to repair your car.

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monpetitchevelle 4

The awkward moment when that psycho you went on a date with once shows up.

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yeongji 31

I sure hope you reported her. The next thing she might smash could be you or anyone (she thinks) you are seeing.

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