What the **** was that?

By Hatty - 14/03/2010 10:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML
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frickyourlives 0

I can only assume you have no arms, as when falling, first instinct is to use your arms to protect and steady yourself.

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ipod_addict 0

oh no something is on my shoulder! im gonna go jump off the toilet and hit my face on the toilet paper!

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iluvjk13 0

Hahaha "bum cheeks"? nice.

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frankyvalentino0 0

Umm I think you'd have to be pretty skinny in order for your "bum cheek" to fall in the toilet. all you people thinking the OP is FAT.. Think about it if your fat your "bum cheeks" would hang off the sides. so the moving process it took for the OP to swat at her shoulder would NOT be possible for a large person. point being OP is a skinny thing. and OP this is hilarious, can't even count the times this type of thing has happened to me. just not to this extent. haha

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oh_danng 0

hahahahhahahahahaha i loled.

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morgaleigh 6

my favorite part of this whole fml has to be "bum cheek"

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oh_danng 0

wtf button would be a good investment

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FockinA 0

OP: stoner eh ? congrats for having a high IQ

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KaylaCrow 4

I added this one to my favorites just because of the phrase 'Bum Cheeks'. :D ...And fisheatsbear's comment.

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