Love: When love breaks down

When love breaks down

By sadday - 20/11/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML

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By Anonomous - 08/12/2014 17:58 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

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By Voice29 - 26/03/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2023 16:00

Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML

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By Jake - 25/07/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML

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By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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By zevil - 18/11/2008 16:54 - Peru

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

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Great date night

By Anonymous - 24/03/2022 06:01

Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML

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Dating is hell

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 02:00

Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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patticake1601 0

Friday 20 November 2009 13:44

home cooked dinner for first date? little too much for first date, she probably wanted something casual so you could both just talk and hang out for a couple of hours. Don't be so intense next time.

badbunny 0

Friday 20 November 2009 12:44

YDI for not kidnapping her.

Comments

Mr_Positive 3

Saturday 21 November 2009 2:37

how does is make someone a shallow ***** if they have their own set of preferences...mall or concert - who cares? you have a date OP with the girl you really like, no FML here.

iljajlm 4

Saturday 21 November 2009 2:47

So go shopping with her. How terrible is must be to go shopping with a girl. It's not all about you and granted it's a lot to just drop for shopping but you said a date with "a girl you really like" and not your girlfriend which implies a first date. That's a bit much for a first date.

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 3:30

FYL doubly if she didn't mean with you, buuuuut Seriously, all of that for a first date? I know you want to make a good impression, but jeez man don't tidal wave her. "Shopping" is actually a great way to get to know her; basically all you do is walk around the mall and talk... unless she's one of those stupid bitches who just want a guy to carry all her things, buys only for herself, makes you go into stores you don't want to, and blabbers on her cellphone to her gurrrlfriends all damn day.

meepmeep_fml 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 11:54

umm, I don't think you understand how 'that's what she said' jokes work. :-/

greent_fml 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 19:53

"expensive haircut" thats already an instant fail. just throw some axe hairgel in there and rub your hands thru it...and voila you look do-able. unless your ugly.