Where d'you go?!

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

You didn't cancel the order and take your girlfriend home instead due to her not feeling too well?

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xHaniffax 0

and you didn't go outside to see if she was okay and see why she was out there so long? and bring her back in?

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mendel_fml 0

My guess is that you didn't tell her before how expensive that "nice" restaurant would be; and once she realized it, she wasn't willing to let you spend that much money on her. If that's true, you misjudged her commitment to your relationship, didn't properly talk it over with her before, and came across as a creep, making this a FML for her as well. On that assumption, I voted YDI. (I just can't make sense of her behaviour otherwise.)

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perfectwinds 0

Wow... Way to ASSume.

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blue8795 0

Way to assume indeed. It could've been possible that she really had a migraine.

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girlygirl666 0

Idiot, so that's what you would do? You make no sense.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

How did you reach that conclusion? That's a bit of a stretch.

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helen_ellexo 22

Lol shutup, that's a hell lot of assumptions

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J352SAURUS 30

It was HIS birthday and presumably he chose to go there, so...

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the_megster 1

damn almost everyone on fml are stupid ass holes what has this world come to i mean really **** all are lifes if we have people like you guys on here its so sad that people are ****** up like this...

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Eashag 3

I do enjoy it when someone who can't spell and structure a sentence call others stupid ass holes.

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cani_fml 0

**** you for being a shit bf. you deserve to eat alone on your bday

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crap09 0

What the hell? How is he a shit boyfriend? He took his girlfriend out to dinner. How is that bad?

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cani_fml 0

his gf feels sick & all he cares about is himself. so its his bday big whoop what is he? 5? grow up & don't act like such a victim over NOTHING.

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Tippssy 0

Maybe because SHE was planning to take you to a nice dinner, but you're such a narcissist that you planned your own birthday outing and she got pissed off.

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XOfiestypixie 0

Being nice to your girlfriend on your birthday =/= being a narcissist. It's not like he planned his own surprise party; he was just taking his girlfriend out for a nice dinner, even if it was his birthday.

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sickofdrama 0

wtf, why is that fml, u ate alone, big deal. its not like she ditched u or something. she was dizzy, went out for air. cut her some slack man.

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crap09 0

No, its that he ate alone on his birthday, at a restaurant, and only the staff sang happy birthday. And who knows, maybe she just didn't want to be there because she wanted to do something else and faked the headache.

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whoismgmt 0

She DID ditch him you idiot, she "went outside for some air" and didn't come back!

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cani_fml 0

who said she didn't come back?! did the fml say that? no.

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TakeItEasyPeople 0

It's kind of implied that she didn't come back when it says he wound up singing happy birthday "alone"

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weasleygrl9 0

i'm sorry that your birthday had to be that way, but hopefully it got better!

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movies12 0

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! =}}}}} P.S Ur girlfriend is a bitch, my gosh if it was my boyfriends birthday and I had a headache I would of still sat my ass on the chair and make his day great, not ruin it. FYL!!

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