Cars, Vandalism and Transportation: Who did you piss off?

Who did you piss off?

By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

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By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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By This Guy - 26/09/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

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By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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Eashag 3

Monday 16 November 2009 2:28

Hahaha, poor thief, learn to put your ipod, cell phone and every other valuable item in your car like every other idiot in this country.

WTFsGoingOn 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:45

I knew this screen name would come in handy!

Comments

gozar_fml 1

Monday 16 November 2009 8:30

I want a tshirt that says what that note says.

polico_wolf 0

Monday 16 November 2009 10:15

They might sue you now ;-)

yesfylhaha 0

Monday 16 November 2009 11:36

YOURE LUCKY HE DIDNT HYPER BEAM UR FUCKIGN STATION WAGON!~!!~!~!~!

Grangoire 0

Monday 16 November 2009 17:05

You ever consider that they may not have been a thief, but instead could have been someone you pissed off by driving like an idiot? Just a thought. Not enough info here to make a call.

FMLlostme 0

Monday 16 November 2009 18:01

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geminigirl0608 0

Monday 16 November 2009 20:31

I usually just leave my doors open because I don't want someone breaking into my car to steal my tape deck..lol.

Haree 0

Monday 16 November 2009 21:33

LMFAO.

free2speak 14

Tuesday 17 November 2009 7:02

Hahahahaahaha. I have to admit, I have been reading FMLs for quite a long time now. Most are unbelievable and pathetic, this is the only one that made me laugh out loud. Its sounds so genuine! :D