Who you gonna call?

By Baustigt - 10/04/2012 10:48 - Australia - Perth

Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML
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DocBastard 38

I'm assuming this is that bulldog in your profile picture, right? You're lucky though - strange noises in the hall are usually poltergeists, so I'm shocked SHOCKED! that it wasn't a specter. But don't walk out there to investigate! Next time just walk into the light like the crazy little lady says.

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hateevryone 14

You have a wild imagination

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memory97064 4

My Rottweiler ate a hole on the corner of the wall. Looked like JAWs came into my house hungry! Good luck!

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skyeyez9 24

Your dog is half termite.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Dog should see a vet. Either it is deficient in something or has an intestinal blockage... Either not good for the dog. There is a chance the dog is just utterly retarded too, especially with it being a purebred dog since they are pretty inbred, but a vet should absolutely look the dog over to be sure.

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rubberduckie94 13

My dog once ate the kitchen while we were gone.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

The whole kitchen??? Ate or just trashed? Because the former... Holy shit his big is your dog?

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rubberduckie94 13

He chewed up the cabinet doors drug stuff out of the cabinets, and chewed up and ate some of the Tupperware he drug from out from inside of them, gnawed up the door frames and oh yeah the trash was everywhere.

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gracehi 31

Well the poltergeist didn't kill you and steal your liver (because poltergeists love liver?) but it seems he's possessed your bulldog. Fortunately, it seems the poltergeist's intelligence has been impaired by the canine brain's limitations and the poltergeist thought he could chew his way to you.

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galt 13

My staffy does this!!! And she decided to do it when we were selling to!

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Helenarth 6

Heh. Have fun explaining that one to potential buyers.

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Nerdfightersrule 11

My cat chased my dog once... he was actually scared. Of a cat. Who, though she is fat, is smaller than him. Yeah. Interesting as 'casually chewing the wall'

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murdersquirrel 15

Once upon a time I lived near a German Shephard that was terrified of our cat.

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loginword123 0

Sounds like the sence from willy wonka where they lick the fruit flavored wallpaper

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