Who you gonna call?

By Baustigt - 10/04/2012 10:48 - Australia - Perth

Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML
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DocBastard 38

I'm assuming this is that bulldog in your profile picture, right? You're lucky though - strange noises in the hall are usually poltergeists, so I'm shocked SHOCKED! that it wasn't a specter. But don't walk out there to investigate! Next time just walk into the light like the crazy little lady says.

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doglover100 28

I'd get him some bones to chew on.

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lokar_ogar 11

If your dog is so nutrient deprived it eats walls, try feeding it some ******* real food.

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kittykat1501 31

Wow, so much wierdness

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CheddarBug8 20

What would a poltergeist want with your liver?

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