Love, Awkward and Transportation: Whoomp whoomp

Whoomp whoomp

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML

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By Harj - 27/11/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom - Edgware

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By Kevin - 08/10/2024 12:00 - Canada - Ottawa–Gatineau

Today, my relatively new car locked down, with my keys inside of it, while it was still running. In a panic because it was getting dark and I was already low on fuel, I called a locksmith. He showed up and told me he needed to see some ID before unlocking the car. My ID was in the car. FML

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Scars_fml 4

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:30

He waited for your dad yo arrive? He seem to be into you.

hpnerd 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:38

He stayed there the whole time you were waiting for your dad to arrive? Not too realistic there, OP.

Comments

vt_mruhlin 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 14:41

It took him longer to fill up his tank than it did for your dad to get there?

DeeJayD 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 15:18

Considering that with most cars made after the mid 90s, you require the keys to open the filler cap, I'm calling bullshit on this one.

Lotus_Eater 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 15:23

How do so many people think you deserve it? It was just innocent flirting and that guy was a douche for laughing at you.

cthulhu1138 1

Wednesday 1 April 2009 15:24

#13, maybe that's true in Europe, but it's not the norm in the US.

King_of_Kings 3

Wednesday 1 April 2009 15:27

you should have asked him for help. instead of putting on a cool act. you could have done the "hottie locks her keys in the car" act. eh, what am i saying. i don't even know what you look like. you probably can't pull off the hottie act.

lancewell 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 15:31

#13 i dont know where your from but here in the states prety much the only vehicles that need keys to open the tanks are them foreign cars, mostly the toyota's.but anyways. if the guy was driving a truck, it normaly takes a while to fill up, i know with my truck i have a 40 gal tank and if im runnin late i do not dare stop for fuel.if he has a truckthen i could understand why he was there laughin a while at her. nothing to do when pumpin fuel