Whoops

By introublenow - 18/09/2015 12:22 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I woke up to a cat licking my face. I don't have a cat. I quickly put the cat out the front door and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I remembered that I had agreed to take care of my sister's cat for a week. I looked out the door, but the cat is nowhere to be found. FML
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Welshite 39

So some strange pet comes into your house and you nonchalantly kick it out. No confusion, no wondering where it came from, no looking for original owners, etc... Don't own pets.

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xluciferx666 21

Guess the cats out of the bag now...or rather out of the house....I'll see myself out

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thatonetribute 31

YDI. Why would you kick out a poor little kitty?!

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Peppersworth 6

That is why you should have stopped to think about why there was a cat in your house before you put it outside.

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interesting33 36

Okay OP I think you should contact your sister immediately and tell her. She might be angry but this cat is more important. She might have an idea of where it would go. It also might be microchipped. Then I would recommend pinning up posters. Good luck.

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Cathrin 26

Considering you said it woke you up, I can forgive you for not remembering right away that it was your sister's, since you were probably still half asleep when you put it outside.

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TheMathMajor 26

That doesn't excuse not stopping to think where it came from, though. Even if it had somehow come in from outside, OP should have checked to see if any of his neighbors were missing a cat.

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HarryWholock87 17

Yes, lets wake the neighbors at the ass crack of dawn and ask if they lost a cat

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DoomedGemini 37

Okay, then keep the cat until a reasonable time. It's incredibly stupid to go "oh this isn't my cat" and toss it outside when it's obviously a pet.

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superwhovian 16

Contact shelters and leave food out also check your sisters house. Also tell your neighbors and leave up posters. And tell your sister she may be mad but better from you than a shelter calling saying that they had her cat.

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eliiteXXXninja 21

*looks at location* Yeah that cat is long gone.

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ShadowLor 19

#63: You know that movie Snakes On A Plane? Well, Florida is a lot like that, except replace "snakes" with "'gators".

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catherinecas 30

Also snakes be causes dumbasses release their exotic snakes all the time.

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BlueHorizons 8

You had better get your ass out on the streets and track that cat down. Really not sure how you didn't stop to process the event for even a second in the first place. Unfamiliar animal in my bedroom would lead me to immediately wonder how the hell it got in my apartment.

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Callmeseansaur 9

Cats are pretty smart, so it could have gone back to your sister's house if it's close enough. Leave a bowl of food outside your house in case it's still around. And remember, cats like to curl up in warm places so check around the wheels of your car, or any little corners or nooks that it could have gotten into.

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BeenIt 5

Oooooh no! sounds like a nightmare. Your sister is gonna ******* kill you!!!

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zarrganaut 17

You should probably try looking harder. Maybe go outside, instead of just looking out the front door?

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