Why would I do that to me?

By car keyer - 02/12/2013 06:41 - United States - Mary Esther

Today, I called the police to report that my car had been keyed. I remember going to a bar last night and getting drunk. A surveillance camera revealed that after my drunken self couldn't unlock the door to my car, I punched the door and hurt my fist so bad that I keyed my own car. FML
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sexual_girl 15

YDI 100%. Especially since you were going to drink and drive. It's a good thing you couldn't get your car door open.

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edanielleh 21

YDI and you also deserve a DUI. Seriously, how hard is it to plan ahead??

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Kamon97 23

People like you give alcohol a bad name -.-

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JMichael 25

You definitely deserve this one.

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cathrope 10

Thank you for posting this on a Monday, it made my day. :)

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limabeans101029 20

You were going to try and drive while that drunk? If so, you completely deserve it, moron.

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Sweetpea22 14

Sorry, YDI big time. You're a moron for trying to drive drunk

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Axel5238 29

Here in NJ if a cop sees you come out of a bar and try to open your car door they can stop you. If you are over the limit they can charge you with attempting to drive drunk. That holds true in most if not all states. I was told by a family member who was a cop that it depends on what they see and the area you are in does matter somewhat. YDI for trying to drive drunk, thankfully you weren't able to get into your car. You could've died or killed someone. Hopefully, this is a wake up call.

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