Why would you stick that there?

By Co-B - 03/09/2009 20:59 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML
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You deserved it 61 059

Same thing different taste

Top comments

CherishFlowers 0

Eww... don't keep it in your pocket.

OH WELL... uh, at least they know you're safe!

Comments

ItsAlexFool 0

Who the hell puts s a used condom in their pocket? I mean, seriously. Where were you where you couldn't properly dispose of it?

sublime93 0

ydi for puting a used condom in ur pocket

Khiash 6

So... what was she getting out of your car?

uhm.. why exactly would you put a used condom in your pocket? that just sounds , well, gross. in my opinion.

Who cares if it was knotted or not! Either way thats stupid!

tubaguy42 0

No, it didn't. Can we please get some REAL stories on here?

Luna__123 0

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa, you should have put it in the bin.

poeticpunk77 0

YDI for not throwing it away OR, if you hadn't had a chance to throw it away, YDI for putting stuff in the same pocket as a used condom. fail.

Who the hell keeps a used condom inside his pocket?! You're disgusting. And a dumbass.