Miscellaneous: Wild Monopoly game tactics

Wild Monopoly game tactics

By I hate that game - 23/11/2013 16:11 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2015 20:43 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML

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You deserved it 3 999

By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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You deserved it 3 647

By Money-money-money - 14/12/2012 02:25 - France

Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML

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You deserved it 5 613

By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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You deserved it 4 351

Game on!

By Anonymous - 13/03/2024 20:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I learned that when you have a banker and rental property manager for a dad, and a recently graduated business major for a boyfriend, the absolute worst thing you can do at family dinner night is suggest playing Monopoly. It was four hours of carnage I don’t think I can recover from FML

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You deserved it 112

By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 16:16 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML

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You deserved it 3 635

By goodbye sweet internet - 06/07/2013 18:23 - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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You deserved it 50 200

By Brennan Lebrun - 18/05/2018 05:00

Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML

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You deserved it 369

Betrayal!

By Anonymous - 23/05/2010 05:32 - Canada

Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML

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meowmafia98 8

Saturday 23 November 2013 19:40

You do mean ex boyfriend right? And ex best friend?

uoeno_fml 20

Saturday 23 November 2013 19:40

I'd rather have sand dumped in my driveway

Comments

NodakN8V 25

Sunday 24 November 2013 3:19

That escalated quickly

Tessa_11 19

Sunday 24 November 2013 3:32

Omg im sooo sorry. What a terrible boyfriend and bestfriend! I feel really bad now. Sorry OP..

Dman131 10

Sunday 24 November 2013 3:58

Is it just me or does monopoly bring out the worst in people?

NatalieOntheTram 11

Sunday 24 November 2013 4:13

I'm really disgusted by the sheer amount of FML's in which a best friend sleeps with a boy/girlfriend. That is so ****** up. Find a best friend and boyfriend who actually care about and respect you.

evolute72113 9

Sunday 24 November 2013 4:20

That's what women get for taking all of a man's hard earned cash

8born8 18

Sunday 24 November 2013 14:58

Pfft. Praytell, where exactly did "the mans' hard earned cash" come from? The dole office? And are you saying that, because OP (or any other female for that matter!) spent the blokes cash, it gives him the right to **** OPs best friend? How is this justified? Seriously need to re-assess your shit there mate.

5destroyer35 20

Monday 25 November 2013 18:19

I think he meant she took his monopoly money, bankrupting him and causing the outburst.

jjjust_bbbecause 7

Sunday 24 November 2013 4:31

vandeele 8

Sunday 24 November 2013 4:36

Wow. Some ******* friend you have. And I woulda beat the shit outta him because he's am asshole for cheating on you and he's a ******* douche for getting that upset over a ******* board game.