Marriage, Proposal and Love: Will you…

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By why - 17/08/2013 14:18 - United States - Lexington

Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 23:13 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML

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By quit fucking up my life - 23/11/2013 01:08 - United States - Kenai

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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By Noca - 23/03/2009 01:02 - United States

Today, I was eating with my boyfriend and his family at a high-end restaurant when, suddenly, I screamed, thinking a dog had just bitten my leg. I am terrified of dogs. I kicked my under-the-table assailant as hard as I could. It was my boyfriend's adorable five-year-old sister. FML

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By buttpain - 01/12/2016 18:29

Today, I had dinner with my boyfriend's family. His 3-year-old nephew came running for a hug. At the last second, he darted past my arms and bit me on the ass. FML

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By :$. - 06/07/2012 21:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML

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By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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By wtactualfuck :( - 24/10/2012 21:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML

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onealmxwilson 18

Saturday 17 August 2013 19:11

"I was going to marry my girlfriend, but then I took a taser to the leg."

legitnesquik 1

Saturday 17 August 2013 19:10

Ah thats hilarious,

Comments

fCkLoveJustEat 6

Saturday 24 August 2013 9:20

Your dad had that shit ready..

LilChasie 2

Sunday 25 August 2013 17:54

Why would you scream? Be normal and break down into a fit of joy.

spookycat32 6

Sunday 25 August 2013 18:40

Wish I had a dad who cared enough to want to protect me, even when he's wrong.

Winterizer 2

Monday 26 August 2013 7:02

Your dad loves you so much he has a charged taser at the ready incase a boyfriend ***** up.

Bludmagnus 13

Sunday 1 September 2013 11:21

Your father was looking for any excuse to do something like that, and his mental stability is in question.

ladyfumiko 4

Tuesday 3 September 2013 8:48

this sounds like some shit my family would do!!

modelos10 19

Thursday 10 October 2013 0:36

haha mayne he wasnt so found of him and just found the perfect opertunity to hurt him

Pink_Burrito 3

Tuesday 14 January 2014 14:59

What a shocking experience

jessy5210 6

Wednesday 7 May 2014 23:18

Your dad is awesome

brianna1494 27

Sunday 20 March 2016 4:51

Yes, attacking someone without having a reason, amazing parent.

jschwandt 5

Friday 17 October 2014 8:01

I hope he is pressing charges. That's the most over aggressive thing I've ever heard.

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