Marriage, Proposal and Love: Will you…

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By why - 17/08/2013 14:18 - United States - Lexington

Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML

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By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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By wtactualfuck :( - 24/10/2012 21:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML

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onealmxwilson 18

Saturday 17 August 2013 19:11

"I was going to marry my girlfriend, but then I took a taser to the leg."

legitnesquik 1

Saturday 17 August 2013 19:10

Ah thats hilarious,

Comments

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Saturday 17 August 2013 19:13

Great! Now I get to be worried about random people who now have tasers...

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 18 August 2013 3:10

Could be an officer.

joopjoop 19

Sunday 18 August 2013 3:28

not random people, just potential in-laws :)

Rose_916 16

Saturday 17 August 2013 19:14

Hope your boyfriend is okay now and your dad apologized. Congrats on the engagement assuming you said yes.

SmilieAKD 20

Saturday 17 August 2013 21:26

Also assuming the proposal hasn't been rescinded due to crazy possible future in-laws.

ty7in_topic 31

Saturday 17 August 2013 19:15

Sorry OP, already you know your father well protect you from anything. And congratulations OP.

lloyd123 17

Saturday 17 August 2013 19:16

why do gals scream for every darn thing!!!?!??

Ownord_fml 10

Saturday 17 August 2013 19:21

Because you hang out with "gals" ? :D

Laxoxo224 8

Saturday 17 August 2013 23:07

Bahah **** u.

WompWompWomp123 7

Sunday 18 August 2013 4:21

I AM NOT SURE WHY!

p00p0nt0ast 10

Sunday 18 August 2013 5:32

Coz 'gals' are mythical creatures that only exist in nightmares and scream a lot. Like slendytubbies. Though I don't see where they come into play, OP is a girl, not a 'gal'

Philintheblankz 14

Saturday 17 August 2013 19:16

better a taser than a shotgun am I right?

lwonderful 11

Saturday 17 August 2013 19:18

Don't worry about it TOO much. Your dad just loves you. But... I would worry about your boyfriend's health... FYL hope he gets better OP

michael666 7

Saturday 17 August 2013 21:15

its a tazer not a gun, if anything he'd have slight burning from the contact site, that's it, and that's if the voltage was high up.

Ins0mau 20

Sunday 18 August 2013 4:40

Can potentially cause heart problems for some people.

dread514 11

Sunday 18 August 2013 4:43

tell it to all those that have died via taser shock on the first go. just Google "death by taser".

Slawter16 24

Saturday 17 August 2013 19:19

Well.. At least he didn't get shot by a gun like a lot of FMLs seem to include. It does show that your father cares a lot about you, though. I hope he's okay anyways. Congratulations, OP!

jayceejaco 15

Saturday 17 August 2013 19:20

Fml illustrated please!

alonur 6

Saturday 17 August 2013 19:20

Why would you scream in the first place? Anyway, congratulations with the proposal, assuming you said yes. And hopefully he is okay.

Cazz91 21

Saturday 17 August 2013 23:47

She screamed at the shock of the proposal since it was probably unexpected. Some girls have different reactions to certain things. OP's was screaming with joy. :)

alonur 6

Saturday 17 August 2013 23:56

I don't understand how the father didn't recognize a scream of joy.. or the fact he is assuming that her BF hurt her. It also could have been a spider or a mouse which scarer OP. Anyway, FYL.