Woozy

By Dunzo15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
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FunWriter20 0

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

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Demon_Squirtle 0

#7 it may for someone who doesn't use marijuana But that's hilarious

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AHX_fml 0

Oh and #7, edibles with THC in them get you higher than if you were to smoke it, and it lasts longer too. That's why they sell medicinal edibles, they're better for you, and they last longer.

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jadeddream 0

That must have been an intense special brownie. **** roommates.

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dcubed121 0

Also , i don't think you could get that stoned off of consuming weed. I'm pretty sure it would have tasted horrible if it was enough to get you that messed up.

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MariaxMayhem 0

#14 FYI you get more stoned by eating thc than smoking it and most of the time when its cooked properly into brownies or cookies you can't even taste it.....trust me I would know xP

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dakanna 0

Clearly you have little knowlage on weed.

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KBurns207 17

Obviously you haven't had an edible before

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katieatorz 0

#7 i had half a brownie once and i was so stoned i could make sentences. i just kept saying "I.. I... I...." and laughing

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Hummingbird114 0

Ouch... I'm sorry dude. I hope it wasn't for a nice company or anything... :/

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imtoosexyformy 0

haha wow hilarious. good luck with that. i recomend eating nothing out of you and your roomates fridge before interviews from now on.

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jettgirl24 0

LOL! That is hilarious. What would be even more hilarious is if you end up getting the job :) @7: Clearly you suck at making pot brownies.

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perfectwinds 0

7- You've obviously never had a pot brownie. 14- How about you don't talk about things you know nothing about. K? Thanks. That sucks! But is kind of funny... Guess the job wasn't meant to be. You should have said you came down with swine flu or something. LOL.

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