Pregnancy and Kids: Wrap it up

Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 12/02/2020 14:00 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

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You deserved it 109 354

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2016 14:15 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML

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By wdunn69733 - 11/10/2012 14:30 - United States - Macon

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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By that guy - 06/02/2015 16:56 - United States - Atascadero

Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML

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Three is a magic number

By Jenny - 05/04/2020 23:00

Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML

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By GMD - 18/09/2012 20:20 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

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Surprise!

By spiteful bitch - 25/07/2020 23:00

Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML

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While I'm here…

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, my longtime partner had a mental breakdown and broke into my home. After forcefully having to get him out of my house and dealing with Police all morning, my 16-year-old daughter decided to tell me that she's pregnant. She thought one hour after a break in was the right time to tell me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 00:50 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

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Parental fear

By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 02:01

Today, my girlfriend found out that she's pregnant and has spent the last 5 hours in the bathroom crying at “what her father is going to think”. She’s 32 years old for god's sake, in an adult relationship, and still thinks her father is going to be angry at her. FML

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By Shit - 27/04/2014 17:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML

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davehorn 1

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:08

birth control dumbass!

knights95 9

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:11

Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.

Comments

eewon 6

Thursday 7 July 2011 17:08

you deserve it. oh and by the way you're screwed.

stepymac 15

Saturday 15 September 2012 0:24

Damn right he is!!!!

SteelCladAngel 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 17:09

just FYI for everyone suing 'birth control dumbass' I managed to get pregnant while taking the pill every day at the same time and never missing a day. birthcontrol can fail

LilysTillie 7

Thursday 7 July 2011 17:29

Sex at 15 is more of the problem! If you're not mature enough to deal with the potential outcome, you're not mature enough to be doing it in the first place!!!

lmaoatall 6

Thursday 7 July 2011 17:09

you're seeing alot of birth control comments, but that doesn't help you now. run like hell and go hide. you're on the right track keeping your location anonymous. don't feel bad if you shit yourself when he shows up with those guns in hand.

mandaboooo 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 17:10

15! No protection, way to go dude!

lulu121893 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 17:11

how stupid can younger kids be? it's called a condom idiot. especially for her it's called birth control .

donnie111 12

Thursday 7 July 2011 17:12

well see you at ur funeral

Daederoth 10

Thursday 7 July 2011 17:12

You should probably flee the country, but that might not save you either. To the clinic it is!

FreebirdIII 1

Thursday 7 July 2011 17:13

congratulations you now will be giving her your checks for child support for the next 18+ years. time for you to join the military too, that way you can clean your guns when your daughter turns 15, and repeat the cycle.

pstrikraeside 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 17:13

now u get to be on 16 and pregnant tv show

savannahbchaney1 1

Thursday 7 July 2011 17:13

I'm not gonna say it isn't his fault, cause he should know better, but it takes both a penis and a ****** to make a baby so unless he raped her which I imagine he didn't she has just as much fault as he in this situation