Pregnancy and Kids: Wrap it up

Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 12/02/2020 14:00 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

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You deserved it 109 354

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2016 14:15 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML

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By wdunn69733 - 11/10/2012 14:30 - United States - Macon

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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You deserved it 10 168

By that guy - 06/02/2015 16:56 - United States - Atascadero

Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML

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Three is a magic number

By Jenny - 05/04/2020 23:00

Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML

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You deserved it 498

By GMD - 18/09/2012 20:20 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

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You deserved it 7 207

Surprise!

By spiteful bitch - 25/07/2020 23:00

Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML

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You deserved it 154

While I'm here…

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, my longtime partner had a mental breakdown and broke into my home. After forcefully having to get him out of my house and dealing with Police all morning, my 16-year-old daughter decided to tell me that she's pregnant. She thought one hour after a break in was the right time to tell me. FML

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You deserved it 182

By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 00:50 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 7 586

Parental fear

By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 02:01

Today, my girlfriend found out that she's pregnant and has spent the last 5 hours in the bathroom crying at “what her father is going to think”. She’s 32 years old for god's sake, in an adult relationship, and still thinks her father is going to be angry at her. FML

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You deserved it 322

By Shit - 27/04/2014 17:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML

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davehorn 1

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:08

birth control dumbass!

knights95 9

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:11

Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.

Comments

hewdud 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:18

your too young for that shit! birth control and condoms! your so screwed, FYL

the_pan1c 5

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:19

ydi, shoulda wrapped it up

BeastMode5 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:42

Wrap it before you tap it. Your picture is also pretty sad... =/

Struggs 2

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:22

Damn, good luck with that one. But honestly, you're a dumb ass for not using protection. And so is she for letting you..

witchdoctor1 9

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:14

naturally you assume he wasn't wearing any... condoms break you know. maybe they where both inexperienced and couldn't tell... don't doubt it's possible it ripped or there was a hole...

RealChinese 7

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:23

it's Wetard Season. (anyone get the reference?)

maxrmaxr 5

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:31

Elmer fud

Caitlyn36 8

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:32

hehe, Elmer fudd :D

KVKdragon 26

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:24

if your girlfriend does have the child but doesn't want to keep it, please remind her that there's always adoption agencies available for her to visit.

coffeeandcream 8

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:25

that's why you use protection my friend. your life is now ruined.

Desterey 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:25

You are ****** my friend

Chen Zhibang 8

Thursday 13 February 2020 1:53

That is if he's lucky. If the father has his way, OP will be ****** over and over again.

TalkinSmack 6

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:27

once he finds out, he's going to invite you out for a "hunting accident"

Skyler12921 5

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:27

15 and pregnant why even wait til 16

Carebear423 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:28

YDI. if your both 15, then you should have used protection or just NOT DONE IT AT ALL! well, I guess it's too late for that, so good luck. or should I say, RIP.