Work: WTF are you doing?

WTF are you doing?

By onlyolivia - 11/02/2016 19:55 - United States - Laurel

Today, we had some workers come to paint my office building. As a receptionist, it's my job to stock the fridge with soda. I walked into the supply closet just in time to find a worker peeing in a bucket. I stood there for about 10 seconds before I understood what was happening and ran out. FML

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By PeePee - 03/07/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML

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Hard work

By seanzynotfonzyehhhhh - 04/08/2016 05:16 - United States

Today, my boss told me to find the bad smell coming from the apartment we were working on. I found the bathtub about 4 inches high full of piss, and spent the next hour bailing it out into a bucket because the drain wasn't connected yet. I have pee stains in all the wrong places. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 17:37 - Australia - Engadine

Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 21:10 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML

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By No name - 18/12/2008 04:43 - Australia

Today, on a thirty minute commute to a job interview, I felt the urge to pee. When I got there, I politely asked the receptionist where the toilets were, and she told me to wait for someone to come show me. After another thirty minutes, someone turned up; the HR manager. FML

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Taking the piss

By kafreen - 30/08/2016 19:35 - United States - Tucson

Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML

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I'm pissed

By lifestinks - 23/08/2009 03:29 - United States

Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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The sweet smell of success

By joshua - 06/08/2011 00:18 - United States

Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML

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By Pisspants - 17/09/2016 04:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

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Friday 12 February 2016 9:01

Are you working with Justin Bieber?

Wingman527 22

Friday 12 February 2016 9:01

Some things just can't be unseen

Comments

savagetitan 13

Friday 12 February 2016 11:00

replace bucket with a girl u have R Kelly

revolvearoundme 15

Friday 12 February 2016 12:44

Probably had paint on his clothes and didn't want to get it on the bathroom.. Men are peeing ninjas! 30 seconds, a bottle, and something just big enough to hide the bottle and we're good. That guy you drove past standing just behing that waist level sign, PEEING! That guy with his back to you admiring the view by himself, PEEING! Behind that bush over there, 3 guys PEEING! (All 3 looking straight ahead so as not to see either of the other 2.)

I_own_a_dog 11

Friday 12 February 2016 15:46

Looks like none of you have ever worked in manual labor before.. This is actually pretty typical especially if it's close to the work site to save time; when a job needs done it needs done

doodlecloud 26

Saturday 13 February 2016 2:17

I've actually heard of builders/plumbers/electricians/etc. doing this before...I was disgusted then too. There's really no excuse for not just going to the damn bathroom, especially when you're in someone else's house or workplace.

tomvertigo 17

Friday 12 February 2016 15:57

Maybe his boss is a prick and won't let him go. At my prior job we were allowed two piss breaks a day and it was on the road driving all day. Many bottles saved my day.

Dramori 29

Friday 12 February 2016 17:26

Sounds like he's taking the piss.

steam_engenius 21

Friday 12 February 2016 19:11

I really don't understand why, but painters have often been the most foul people I've ever come into contact with. Like, spitting chew on the floor in the office they're painting, with me right there. And now this. What the hell?

lukian_fml 29

Saturday 13 February 2016 1:37

With sheets down to protect the floor? I hope..

capnbzarr 43

Friday 12 February 2016 19:12

I'd delete the sentence about stocking the fridge to make the story more succinct.

greatfirstdate 18

Saturday 13 February 2016 0:30

But then there would be a bunch of people commenting, "What were you doing in the supply closet???"

McQuiznos 9

Friday 12 February 2016 20:14

My brother works in construction and tells me how the Mexican coworkers will shit in uninstalled toilets and leave it unclean and piss in bottles and leave them lying around.