Embarrassing, Names and Love: Wyan

Wyan

By hellosaila - 27/02/2009 07:58 - United States

Today, I met this really attractive guy who introduced himself as Wyan. He was really cool and sweet and we got along pretty well. Then someone informed me that his name is Ryan and that he has a speech impediment, AFTER I had been referring to him as Wyan for quite some time. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

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By hoolagirl4422 - 20/09/2013 11:23 - Hong Kong - Kennedy Town

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 08/05/2022 00:00 - United States

Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML

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By ohmylantis - 04/05/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2009 06:53 - United States

Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart back, "Are you confused?" He says, "No actually, I have a stutter." FML

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LOL AWKS

By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 04:29

Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML

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Spooky

By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By Boulette - 23/06/2014 05:44 - France - Dammartin-en-go?le

Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 12:21 - Sweden - Goteborg

Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 15:31

Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML

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csigabajnok 0

Friday 27 February 2009 16:19

Wyan that wascally wabbit

davidtheday 0

Friday 27 February 2009 16:33

He probably thought you had the same speech impediment, which is why you hit it off so well.

Comments

iscribe310 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 16:03

maybe if we all agreed to stop using stupid "original" hybrid misspelled names you could have figured that out, its not your fault

two4cheez 4

Sunday 7 April 2013 22:39

my boyfriend has the same speech impediment and i think its the most adorable thing ever! i love listening to him talk lol

swimma4life24 14

Thursday 5 December 2013 3:51

I have the same problem

heyyyaubrey 9

Wednesday 29 January 2014 20:18

..you didnt notice that all his other Rs were Ws as well?

Neckyl 6

Friday 7 February 2014 17:55

Oops. Honest mistake.

swimma4life24 14

Tuesday 18 February 2014 7:11

I have the same thing

sbdaruler 1

Wednesday 7 May 2014 15:53

So you never realized that he had a speech impediment until somebody told you? Are you hearing impaired?

Cathrin 26

Thursday 30 April 2015 2:54

I'm guessing he never tried to correct you, so he probably didn't care. I wouldn't be too worried.

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 8 December 2015 5:54

He never corrected you so I guess he didn't care or was used to it.

Allie614032 34

Thursday 2 March 2017 22:52

Did he not use any other 'r's throughout the rest of your conversations?

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